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Star Trek TOS DVD Box Sets Forthcoming
bluethundr writes "According to Trek Today: the diabolical Trek 'powers that be' have come up with yet another way to separate the hapless trekkie from his hard earned cash. The Original Series is being re-released as a Box Set. Reportedly, the sets should feature enough extras to make (they hope) the die-hard pony-up against their better judgement. They have an image of the box set on the R2 Project. One interesting aspect of this release is that the Region 2 release will package all original season eps in order of original air-date! One also has to wonder why in the world they are still refusing to offer the The Animated Series on DVD, forcing one to buy the bootlegs if you want to get your hands on a copy. VHS only, as far as official release goes. TAS featured most of the original cast, many of the original writers. What's more, is that one episode was penned by another author you may have heard of in which he mingled concepts of his own distinct mythology with that of trek-lore." Update: 05/06 14:54 GMT by S : Phrase by original submitter removed - apologies, I was completely unaware of etymology.
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RKZ, GNAA, Silver, Popup blocker breaking
Bare, GNAA, Gold, Ban Evade
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Rolloffle, GNAA, Gold, 100 Minute Proxy Whore
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Toil, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 Momfuck server delink
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Sarojin, T4C, Bronze Boner, CUMFUSING FRIST POST
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Klerck, T4C, Golden Goatse, 400 foot wide page
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, 5 day forum ghost-town
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, G-line
Impi, Non-affliated, (medal confiscated with highest honors), OMG WALLHAX NOOB
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From "peoplesprimary" DVD bootleggers.
Not legit obviously, but the quality is decent and the price is right.
here.
sulu ???? I'm not sure...
dont click the link - it is a 'ass' site and definitly not work safe...
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Sure, but "All You Base" is hilarious.
How's this any different?
You have lots of racist friends, then.
I can see why people modded you down. Multiple vitriolic posts within 20 minutes, without even enough time for simoniker to respond, might rather easily give that impression. So would slinging insults around, making assumptions about everyone else's reactions, etc. When I read a post by someone who is practically frothing at the mouth, my first thought is "troll" no matter what it's about.
I'm also waiting to see you apologize to simoniker for calling him a racist. You've obviously very sensitive about what people say around you, but it's okay for you to use a vicious insult to someone over a misunderstanding? simoniker publically apologized for a mistake. Where's your apology for a deliberate and unwarranted attack?
Oh, wait, you're in a "protected group" I guess. You only have rights, not responsibilities.
There's another group like that: it's called "children." Until I see an apology from you for your attack on simoniker, I'll have to assume you're a part of that group.