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Emotional Bonding with Space Probes
bfwebster writes "Space.com has a story on the scientists and technicians working on the Mars rovers, Spirit and Oppotunity--and how they will react when the rovers finally break down, go silent, or otherwise die. Of course, humans becoming emotionally involved with hardware is high on the list of overused science fiction cliches (see I.14), and humans were naming (and anthropomorphizing) their cars long before they started doing it to their computers. Some argue that anthropomorphic design can ease end-user acceptance [PDF], with some interesting results among toys for children. On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy. And when our personal computers are aged or ailing or simply misbehaving, we usually are more than happy to put them out of our misery. So in the case of Spirit and Opportunity, the issue may be the large investment of time, money, and professional credibility in having two semi-autonomous rovers 100 million miles away function correctly. Best quote from the Space.com story: when Spirit, early into its mission, shut down for reasons then unknown, the Spirit mission manager happened to get a phone call from her husband. He asked her how her day had been, and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.' Doncha hate it when that happens?"
Emotional Bond.
They hate that.
Geeks have to bond to machines. Real humans don't want us and can't be reprogrammed to want us :-P
Table-ized A.I.
i don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals...
and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.
Those women drivers... Sheesh!
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
You ruined Bobby, my favorite server. You slashdotting terrorists!
Table-ized A.I.
This story heading was so long I almost formed an emotional attachment with IT...
And of course, the reason we love our computers so much:
10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER get a period.
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.
I wouldn't be happy if my machine kept telling me to be quiet.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
From the article:
:-)
For Spirit at Gusev Crater, it balked down early in its mission due to computer conniptions.
The writer was so using a thesaurus!
How can you NOT bond with a Mars rover. They were so cute when they were babies.
Table-ized A.I.
My wife and I got a little Furby... its name was Boo Tai... We loved that little Furby!!! But my father-in law got a little rough with it and broke one his ears. I carefully woke my Boo Tai and proceeded to remove its batteries and it replied, "I'm Scared!". Almost broke my heart. I returned little Boo Tai to the store where they wrapped it up with the receipt with tape and put it in a buggy full of other broken merchandise. We got a new one, but we keep it permanently asleep in the closet. We don't dare get close to this one. Can never have another Boo Tai like the first one.
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
I have had a similar experience with my stereo. It once refused to give back a CD I put into it. I gave it a firm hit on the side, and on the LCD came the text "HELP!". I got my CD back, but I never hit that stereo again. When a thing like that happens you really make a reality check and wonder if you are hallucinating.
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey