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Emotional Bonding with Space Probes

bfwebster writes "Space.com has a story on the scientists and technicians working on the Mars rovers, Spirit and Oppotunity--and how they will react when the rovers finally break down, go silent, or otherwise die. Of course, humans becoming emotionally involved with hardware is high on the list of overused science fiction cliches (see I.14), and humans were naming (and anthropomorphizing) their cars long before they started doing it to their computers. Some argue that anthropomorphic design can ease end-user acceptance [PDF], with some interesting results among toys for children. On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy. And when our personal computers are aged or ailing or simply misbehaving, we usually are more than happy to put them out of our misery. So in the case of Spirit and Opportunity, the issue may be the large investment of time, money, and professional credibility in having two semi-autonomous rovers 100 million miles away function correctly. Best quote from the Space.com story: when Spirit, early into its mission, shut down for reasons then unknown, the Spirit mission manager happened to get a phone call from her husband. He asked her how her day had been, and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.' Doncha hate it when that happens?"

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  1. My name is Bond by Cold+Winter+Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    Emotional Bond.

  2. Don't anthropomorphize compters... by ruzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hate that.

  3. Of course by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Geeks have to bond to machines. Real humans don't want us and can't be reprogrammed to want us :-P

  4. You slashdotted my friend! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You ruined Bobby, my favorite server. You slashdotting terrorists!

  5. Emotional Attachment by solarlux · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story heading was so long I almost formed an emotional attachment with IT...

  6. Bonding with Space Probes by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
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    10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

    1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
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    5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
    6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
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    8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
    9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
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