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Revealed: How Fedora And The Community Interact

Posted by timothy on from the they-flay-the-naysayers-with-evil-whips dept.

bakwas_internet writes "Konstantin Ryabitsev sent a funny message in form of a irc chat log, revealing how Fedora and the Community Interact, to the development discussions mailing list related to Fedora Core.The story also appeared at lwn.net and OSnews."

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  1. Best. Log. Ever by Espectr0 · · Score: -1, Funny


    rh_dev: what can we do to help with Red Hat Project?
    oss_crowd: uh... file bugs and help test things. rh_dev: didn't we always do that?
    hey, all, if you really want a stable system, don't use fedora project. It will eat your brane. Buy RHEL instead.
    rh_sales: stfu
    --- rh_pr removes voice from rh_sales

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    Open Source Java Web Forum with LDAP authentication
  2. Re:Uninteresting and Unprofessional by Rahga · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want quality content, you need to be a subscribe... Otherwise, the community version of slashdot will EAT YOUR BRANE.

  3. It takes away the mystery. by CaptainCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like to believe these things happen by magic.
    Satirical pieces on the infighting merely detracts from the mystery!

    It eaats your branes!

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    -- .sigs are a waste of data...turn them off...
  4. Obligatory....whatever by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
    <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
    <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
    <novell> whoops. was that out loud?
    <atnt> rotfl
    <ibm> lol
    <SCO> why r u laffin at me?
    <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
    <SCO> wtf?
    <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
    <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
    <novell> lol
    <atnt> lol
    <ibm> lol
    <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
    <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
    <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux f? IBM.
    <SCO> can we do linux with you?
    <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
    <ibm> *cough*
    <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
    * SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
    * SCO is now caldera[UL]
    <turbolinux> can we play?
    <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
    <ibm> sure!
    * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
    * conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
    <ibm> redhat: you should join!
    <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
    <red_hat> haha. no.
    <red_hat> lamers.
    <ibm> what about you debian?
    <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
    <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
    <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
    <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
    * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
    <SCO> i'm going back to unix.
    <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
    <SCO> haha. no. lamer.
    <novell> lol
    <ibm> snap!
    <SGI> :~(
    <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
    <ibm> wtf?
    <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
    <red_hat> lol
    <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
    <ibm> lol
    <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
    <ibm> go ahead. baby.
    <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
    <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
    <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
    <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
    <novell> whoops. our bad.
    <SCO> i own u. haha
    <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
    <ibm> whatever. lamer.
    * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
    * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)

    1. Re:Obligatory....whatever by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me of some of the fake irc logs between Kim Jong Il, George Bush, and Saddam Hussein that someone on the internet did.

      --
      READY.
      PRINT ""+-0
    2. Re:Obligatory....whatever by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forgot the URL for that:- so here it is.

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      READY.
      PRINT ""+-0
  5. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Funny
    Computer with fedora boot you!

    Get it? Red... Soviet... Oh, nevermind.

  6. Re:IRC is Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...and on that random listing I chanced upon this gem:
    <JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?
    <HoJu> Really?
  7. You might be a geek... by Mr_Icon · · Score: 1, Funny

    If your name is in the blurb, and you can count more than 5 accusations of being a baby-raping faggot at -1, you know you have succeeded as a geek. :)

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    If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
  8. Re:Funny and scarry by Phillup · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want something that doesn't change very fast... use Debian.

    They take forever to update stuff.

    (Stable branch.)

    Oh... and if they don't have something you want... well... they take forever to update stuff. ;-)

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    --Phillip

    Can you say BIRTH TAX
  9. Re:IRC is Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    just wait till you find slashdot. ooh wait...