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Japanese Cell Phones Offer a Glimpse of the Future
Dynamoo writes "Vodafone K.K. have announced a new range of phones, available exclusively in Japan which easily beat everything else in terms of features. In particular, two phones from Sharp, the V402SH and V602SH between them boast a TV tuner, camera with optical zoom, virtual karaoke machine and dog bark translater (woof woof), according to this review. Perhaps some features are more useful than others, but with a bit of luck we'll see these features in worldwide mobiles sometime in 2005. In the meantime I guess I'll just have to learn to speak dog by myself."
...even so....it can't squirt mild sauce on my chalupa...
w00t motha fuckas!
When will we stop calling them cell phones and call them something else? Seems more and more the phone features aren't the main selling points.
*DrugCheese rants*
Maybe they need to install a spelling checker too.
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
I from Korea, and want dog translator. Then easy get food.
Right now my dog is rending a $500 couch cushion by holding it in its jaws and shaking it back and forth violently while growling. It has the runs, so it is spraying liquidy-wet shit all over the recently-recarpeted living room, and it is surrounded by the trash it dragged down the entry hall from the kitchen, and each paw is standing in a fresh, fragrant cold puddle of dog piss.
Oh, and both of its ears are perked up. Suppose the phone would help?