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E3 - Microsoft, EA Go Live, Halo 2 Dated, Xbox Videophoned

Thanks to Yahoo! for reprinting a Microsoft press release revealing its major videogame-related announcements ahead of this year's E3 Expo in Los Angeles. Major among them is Electronic Arts' official support of the online Xbox Live service, long-awaited and previously rumored, so that "by the end of the year, 15 of EA's online-enabled console titles will be playable on Xbox Live." In addition, Bungie's much-anticipated Halo 2 is confirmed for Xbox release on November 9th, just as new hands-on multiplayer previews are appearing online, plus alleged Xbox Gran Turismo-beater, Forza Motorsport is announced, and a multi-person videophone service for Xbox Live is showcased, as well as an Xbox Live Arcade service featuring "casual games people love to play with their families... [including] 'Bejeweled'... and arcade favorites such as Namco's 'Dig Dug' and 'Galaxian'." Update: 05/11 06:26 GMT by S : There are also new Halo 2 screenshots via Bungie.net.

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  1. Halo 2, taking to long by dcstimm · · Score: 1, Funny

    I play halo almost every other night with all my friends, we set up 2 tvs and have probably 8 people getting together to play it. We always play Capture the Flag on blood gulch and I hope they have something similar in halo 2. Plus the new guns in halo2 dont look so hot, give me the regular pistol anyday. Anyone Know why halo 2 is taking so long?

    1. Re:Halo 2, taking to long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will you clean up the damn basement like I keep asking.

      Sincerely,
      Your Mom

    2. Re:Halo 2, taking to long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      nonono, the correct l4m3r sp34k for this situation is:

      h4h4, pwn3d!!!!

      Get it right!

  2. E3 Press release says Morgan Webb to be in Maxim! by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lookie what I found. Here is a press release about X-play at E3... and look what it says about Morgan:

    Morgan Webb is well known as one of the true gamer girls in the industry. Objective and passionate, fans look to Morgan for a no-nonsense approach to all the latest and greatest titles. Morgan who will be featured in the July issue of Maxim has also appeared on "ESPN Cold Pizza" and was one of five TechTV talent in Playboy.com's "Women of TechTV" online poll.

    horray! I can't wait for some Morgan Webb skin!!

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    Why don't you embrace your slashbotness instead of living in a dreamworld?
  3. Forza Motorsports.. by ohdawg · · Score: 5, Funny
    from the article:

    The announcement for Forza Motorsport does promise a number of ways that players will be able to make their car their own. First, they will be able to choose from more than 60 real-world brands, including Mazda, Nissan, Mercedes-Benz, Honda, Chevrolet, Ferrari, Porsche, BMW, and Dodge. After they select a chassis, players can go inside the guts of their car by adding nonstandard engines, suspensions, superchargers, and brakes. True gearheads can go one step further and tinker with their engines' gear ratios, fuel-mapping, forced induction pressure, and ignition timing.

    being a car guy, I can appreciate the details they're trying to include in this game.. however, I think most people are going to think forced induction pressure is something only guys in jail talk about..

    1. Re:Forza Motorsports.. by Osty · · Score: 3, Funny

      I prefer RiceCop for my occasionaly dose of rice hilariousness.


      P.S. Bryan is Korean. His definition of a Rice Boy: Rice-Boy is a stereotype. The typical Rice-Boy can be identified by his car, or rather what he does to it. Generally, Rice-Boy will start out with a car that was not meant to go fast (typically a Honda Civic), and attempt to "fix it up," usually consisting of aftermarket rims, lowering springs and an aftermarket exhaust system with a large exhaust tip.

      Rice refers to the cars, not the drivers. It is a bit of a derogatory term, since it typically implies Japanese (or at least Asian) cars, but it can be applied just as well to domestic makes. There are plenty of riced J-body (Cavalier, Sunfire) cars out there, and the Focus is another rice favorite. If I'm feeling PC, I call them "carbohydrate-based staple food racers", but "riceboy" gets that across much more succinctly.


      Besides, he forgot to mention the park bench wings, outrageous bodykits, stickers, and gaudy paint jobs that riceboys so love.

  4. Families? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "casual games people love to play with their families... [including] 'Bejeweled'

    Don't they mean "casual games people love to play instead of doing their job?"

  5. Good Gravy! by jvmatthe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft had former Playboy Playmate, Jenny McCarthy show off the new voice capabilities with a new videophone. The new videophone not only allows gamers to talk, but also allows them to see each other while they communicate. Microsoft promises that the videophone will not only be part of the Xbox Live experience, but also revolutionize social entertainment.

    Hot woman known for taking off her clothes. A video phone. And revolutionary social entertainment. I have an inkling I know where Microsoft is headed with this one.

    On the other hand, considering what the hardcore, never-goes-out-in-the-sunlight Xbox Live user probably looks like gives me real fear for what prank calls of the future will be like. :^)

  6. Re:E3 Press release says Morgan Webb to be in Maxi by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beautiful women aren't always ditzs. Last summer i dated a model who knew pi to like 300 digits and was better versed in comic theory than myself. Scary which of those things attracted me to her the most...

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  7. Re:Rare by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    They had Perfect Dark 0 in progress for Gamecube, and then they got bought so they were going to port it to X-Box, but then they all got drunk and said they'd maybe get around to it next year. Then they caught some kind of horrible anime disease and they've been in quarantine ever since.

    So, Perfect Dark sequel? No.

  8. Re:E3 Press release says Morgan Webb to be in Maxi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    pfft.. pi to 300
    now Apu is hot.

    Hutz: Now Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is yor real name. Have you ever forgotten anything?

    Apu: No. In fact I can recite pi to 40,000 places. And the last digit is 1.

  9. Yay! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we know when Red vs Blue 2 will begin filming!

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    "Derp de derp."
  10. Re:My question is, by Babbster · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's called the Slashdot CW. "Xbox games suck" or "All they have is Halo" aren't trolls or flamebait because those statements are considered true. Arguing against that is obviously flamebait because no sensible person enjoys their Xbox without a mod chip and Media Center installed.

    In fact, mods should slap me with some negative points because I enjoy my Xbox games (bought five last week as a matter of fact) and don't have a mod chip.