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Forget MTV, I Want My Internet!

shystershep writes "Teenagers in China are apparently pretty serious about getting internet access. This article on the English version of the online newspaper Xinhuanet details gang-type activity to get around China's ban on persons under 18 entering internet cafes. I may get a little cranky if I don't get my daily net fix, but I've never beat anyone with a fire extinguisher because of it (not that I remember, anyway)."

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  1. Good. by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arbitrary age restrictions like these, especially over something as innocuous as information, are plainly bullshit.

    How would you old farts like it if we put an age cap on viagra?

    Don't think we couldn't do it ;)

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  2. Re:Feedback loop by MooCows · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have high ambitions if they want to prevent any teenager from using the internet. Communism vs. Free speech?

    More like Communism vs. Kids with fire extinguishers.

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    The path I walk alone is endlessly long.
    30 minutes by bike, 15 by bus.
  3. What's the brouhaha about?? by The+Arbit+Council · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the Headline: Net cafe staff quit over retaliation from barring miners

    Those miners probably would've dirtied the keyboards anyways...

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    aLL tHe GreAt peOpLE aRe DEaD. i'M nOt feeLiNg tOO GoOD eiThEr..
  4. Re:Feedback loop by AoT · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like the Beastie Boys said, "you've gotta fight! for your right! to party!"

    Sometimes that requires the use of fire extinguishers.

  5. ROFL (was : Re:They have the tools.) by o'reor · · Score: 3, Funny
    I just checked out the home page of the "Dragon" processor here. Had a good laugh on this one :

    Midori Linux - the world class general purpose embedded OS core (developed by Mr. Linux, the father of Linux)

    Oh well. At least they attempted somehow to credit the developer...

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    In Soviet Russia, our new overlords are belong to all your base.
  6. Why would they want it? by ToadMan8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm an American in China ATM (college student, school trip) and they offer i-net access in the hotel. I'm posting here (and am surprised) and can check my mail on AOL but I can't get to my university's website (www.muohio.edu) or contact that mail server at all. (or get on my VPN at the universtiy) Why would that be blocked? Bah. So my point is that they're fighting this hard and they're still not going to get the Internet proper - they're stuck behing the great firewall of China.

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    I haven't posted in so long, my sig is out of date.
  7. Re:Feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    $10 on the kids with fire extinguishers.

  8. well duh by Bin_jammin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do people honestly think revolution anywhere is going to come without violence? I mean yeah an internet cafe' is not exactly the type of place to inspire rage, at least not in me, but anything can become symbolic to the oppressed.

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  10. Re:Slow server already, here's the text... by lovebyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and poured mineral water into displays.
    That's a definite proof that this is a bourgeois conspiracy. Working class people would have used tap water!

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    I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

  11. Re:Feedback loop by martingunnarsson · · Score: 2, Funny

    [...] the info that they want...

    You mean porn, right?

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    Martin
  12. Re:Feedback loop by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Use reverse psychology on moderators 2. Gain karma 3. ??? 4. Profit!

  13. Re:Feedback loop by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, it's quite relevant. For the same reason that when Internet access is outlawed, only outlaws will have Internet access.