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TonkaTown writes "Finally the solution for slashdotting, or just the poor man's Akamai? Freecache from the Internet Archive aims to bring easy to use distributed web caching to everyone. If you've a file that you think will be popular, but far too popular for your isp's bandwidth limits, you can just serve it as http://freecache.org/http://your.site/yourfile instead of the traditional http://your.site/yourfile and Freecache will do all the heavy lifting for you. Plus your users get the advantage of swiftly pulling the file from a nearby cache rather than it creeping off your overloaded webserver."

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  1. I'm a Bush Republican! (A poem) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm a Bush Republican
    I got a small schling
    I like to bomb niggahs
    and make a lot o' bling

    I got a bunch o' friends
    in high up places
    They helps me get dem
    government graces.

    You think I'm smart
    I just know who's who
    I couldn't run a fruit stand
    without the red white & blue

    I fancy myself
    A brilliant tactician
    But neither me nor m'buddies
    Could even pass basic trainin'

    See, I'm above all that
    A fightin' and shootin'
    I just say "Sic em!"
    Then run the other direction

    Don't need no history
    Don't need no schoolin'
    I got my ideology
    To keep me a shootin'

    If I get caught screwin'
    Or tellin' wicked lies
    "Hypocrisy!" I holler
    And that justifies the crimes

    Liberals! Faggots!
    Commies and queers!
    Socialist hippies
    Full o' pussy tears!

    I'll drop some crap
    about Jesus the Christ
    You'll buy it all
    and vote for me twice

    'Fact, Jesus is comin'!
    Real soon, now!
    So we gotta prop up Israel
    That ol' sacred cow

    Propaganda's m'friend
    But I calls it "fact"
    Even though I don't read
    'Cept for Chick tracts

    Facts? No! Don't need em here!
    We're conservatives! We work on FEAR!
    Don't like what we say?
    Well FUCK YOU, bud!
    We'll shove it down yer throat
    and tell ya it's good!

    1. Re:I'm a Bush Republican! (A poem) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Then the law must be changed. The way that the United States is so polarized, I think it's time that we break the country up into regions, each with it's own president. I'm sick of the stupid crackers in the south running the country. They haven't the slightest idea of what needs to be done to keep up a level of civility that is required for progress. Instead they want to roll things back to the ages of the Neanderthal. Fuck the south! Fuck Texas! All a bunch of clueless redneck hillbillies. I'd be happy if we just secede from the union here up north. 150 years and you assholes still haven't learned one goddamned thing about civility and social progress. If we let you lot continue to run the country, we're going to wind up a lot like the middle east with the Christian loonawhacks "fighting a war for Jesus"!!! Fucking assholes. Every one of you.

  2. GNAA ANNOUNCES NEW CELEBRITY MEMBER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA ANNOUNCES NEW CELEBRITY MEMBER
    Altise - GNAA, Nigeria.
    Arf Arf. International rap sensation Earl 'DMX' Simmons has announce that he swings his gat on the other side of the hood. Our journalists tried to contact the star, whose first four albums debuted at the top of the charts, to find out what his family thought.

    "My wife is obviously devastated that the whole marriage was a sham. As expected, she wants a divorce and custody of the kids, who don't know yet. The truth is I didn't do as many shows as she was led to believe. I am gay and I am now proud after finding out about an organization like the GNAA which has shown me that's there are many black men just like myself who are gay. It don't make a matter in my music and my movies. Truth is, I've been gay for nineteen years. If haters wanna fight me, they can fight these tears. I'm tired of weak ass niggas who can't deal. It's a fact of life and X is still X and will always be X. I'm glad to be on board with the GNAA."

    The GNAA welcomes the hip hop sensation and creator of hit tracks such as "X Gon Giv It 2 Ya" and "Where da hood at?" with open arms. A celebrity of this magnitude should provide some great publicity for the GNAA and get their name out even more.

    Gay/Straight by DMX

    I'm ready for lovin, cause I give head really well.
    Ever since I was 7,
    I've had a gay story to tell.
    You see, anal is great,
    and it's why I'm still givin,
    head to you,
    and I'm a keep on givin.
    The bravery of a man's ass is slavery,
    which defines the man I was made to be,
    cause I'm a nigga who's goin down in history.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
    By moderating this post as "Underrated", you cannot be Meta-Moderated

  3. Can I be the first??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  4. GNAA ANNOUNCES NEW CELEBRITY MEMBER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA ANNOUNCES NEW CELEBRITY MEMBER
    Altise - GNAA, Nigeria.
    Arf Arf. International rap sensation Earl 'DMX' Simmons has announce that he swings his gat on the other side of the hood. Our journalists tried to contact the star, whose first four albums debuted at the top of the charts, to find out what his family thought.

    "My wife is obviously devastated that the whole marriage was a sham. As expected, she wants a divorce and custody of the kids, who don't know yet. The truth is I didn't do as many shows as she was led to believe. I am gay and I am now proud after finding out about an organization like the GNAA which has shown me that's there are many black men just like myself who are gay. It don't make a matter in my music and my movies. Truth is, I've been gay for nineteen years. If haters wanna fight me, they can fight these tears. I'm tired of weak ass niggas who can't deal. It's a fact of life and X is still X and will always be X. I'm glad to be on board with the GNAA."

    The GNAA welcomes the hip hop sensation and creator of hit tracks such as "X Gon Giv It 2 Ya" and "Where da hood at?" with open arms. A celebrity of this magnitude should provide some great publicity for the GNAA and get their name out even more.

    Gay/Straight by DMX

    I'm ready for lovin, cause I give head really well.
    Ever since I was 7,
    I've had a gay story to tell.
    You see, anal is great,
    and it's why I'm still givin,
    head to you,
    and I'm a keep on givin.
    The bravery of a man's ass is slavery,
    which defines the man I was made to be,
    cause I'm a nigga who's goin down in history.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
    By moderating this post as "U

  5. Won't help slashdotting by FattMattP · · Score: 0, Troll

    It won't help a slashdotting because the editors still refuse to contact linked sites ahead of time. They won't know to mirror their content on Freecache.

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    Prevent email address forgery. Publish SPF records for y
  6. Fightin' Words! by goldspider · · Score: 0, Troll
    It's official: the gauntlet has officially been thrown down.

    Slashdotters, do your worst!!

    --
    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  7. this FP forN GN?AA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    to keep up as Slashdot 'BSD is Whatever path is at least.' Nobody don't ffel that Shout the loudest Keep unnecessary backward and said GAY NIGGERS from hot on the heels of the NetBSD project, like I should be something done during which I to work I'm dojing, May be hurting the person. Ask your

  8. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Russia, website /.s YOU!!!

  9. rather funny I must say... by XMichael · · Score: -1, Troll

    Funny how this bunk as service that easily gets slashdotted makes it up here;

    mean while there is a great service, which has been around for years. it also does 8 pages of depth. silly silly

    http://www.majorads.com
    MajorAds Marketing

  10. Re:Not solution to slashdot effect by Nick+Berg's+Head · · Score: -1, Troll

    While it may not be good for web sites in general, it's great for things like videos, which are typically over 5MB in size.
    .