Via-based Handheld Game Console Runs PC Games

An anonymous reader writes "Via Technologies has teamed up with Ministry of Mobile Affairs (no, it's not a government agency) to build a handheld game console based on Windows XP Embedded that runs existing PC games. Described as the world's first handheld gaming device based on the x86 architecture, the Eve Mobile Gaming Console is said to be capable of instantly running thousands of existing PC games. Eve's embedded computer is built around a 533MHz Via Eden-N processor (which supports SSE and MMX) equipped with 128MB DDR266 SDRAM, and a 20GB hard drive. A built-in 4-inch LCD screen supports resolutions up to 640 x 480 pixels." The initial impressions are pretty grim, and the form factor leaves something to be desired, at least for a product vying for a share of the GBA market.

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GNAA ANNOUNCES NICK BERG T-SHIRT

[Anonymous Coward]

The Gay Nigger Association of America, in support of Iraq have comissioned a new t-shirt featuring the head of the now deceased oppressor "Nick Berg"

order yours today

GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS
Horatio Brunswick - Gnaa, Nigeria.
Speaking to a hushed crowd from the heights of a ceremonial golden minaret hastily erected on the main lawn of the lush GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) estate this morning, chief GNAA spokesman l0de triumphantly announced near-total victory for the Gay Nigger Association of America in the 103rd Trollympics.

"Citizens, never before have you been trolled so hard. You have lost, as none have lost, and as none may ever lose again. Today was truly the nicest day. Doom awaits you all."

A deafening roar of cheering and celebratory gunfire met the announcement, followed by a rare smile from enigmatically taciturn l0de, which has been interpreted by Top Gay Nigger Analists as owing as much to his own two medal haul as his customarily heroic intake of fortified wine. Following the smile, increased cumsumer confidence drove the GNIA (Gay Nigger Incestual Average) over the 15,000 mark, once thought to be unattainable. L0de then read the names of the medal winning trolls, (Which have been reproduced here, sans incomprehensible slurs and racial epithets) and delivered his already-infamous "skeet heard round the world" keynote address, finishing with a scream of "LAST MEASURE" and plummeting nearly 70 feet from the minaret into the crowd below. His current whereabouts are unknown.

GOLD MEDALISTS OF THE 103rd WORLD TROLLYMPIAD

RKZ, GNAA, Silver, Popup blocker breaking
Bare, GNAA, Gold, Ban Evade
Bare GNAA, Gold, DiKKy 4 hour flood
Rolloffle, GNAA, Gold, 100 Minute Proxy Whore
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, AOL tech support mental breakdown (Punjabi Circuit). New world record
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Trolling Song or Anthem
Goat-see, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Popup blocker breaking
Penisbird + Rollofflle, GNAA, Golden Goatse, 3000 comment tandem crapflood
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 meter OMGWTF
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Golden Goatse, 5 minute channel jupe
Toil, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 Momfuck server delink
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Golden Goatse, Troll Radio Show
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Gold, Metatroll
Sarojin, T4C, Bronze Boner, CUMFUSING FRIST POST
Peccavi, T4C, Bronze Boner, 100m FYAD FYAD LOL
Feerit, T4C, Silver, Badabababa Junktouch
Klerck, T4C, Golden Goatse, 400 foot wide page
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, 5 day forum ghost-town
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, G-line
Impi, Non-affliated, (medal confiscated with highest honors), OMG WALLHAX NOOB

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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[Anonymous Coward]

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A good thing.

[K8Fan]

This is a virus that can be spread by having sex, just like HIV (although if it works, that could be a good thing).

"...a good thing"? Having random, unprotected sex to defeat the AIDS virus? Talk about an understatement.

Re:A good thing.

[Kelz]

If that doesn't deserve an OT mod, then nothing does.

LINK NOT SAFE

[Anonymous Coward]

My popu blocker killed it, but it could have been goatse.cx

Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket?

[Anonymous Coward]

You can read about the moma in your pocket here

LINK IS WORSE THAN THAT

[hot_Karls_bad_cavern]

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