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Updated Schedule for U.S. Biometric Passports
SRain315 writes "The story from the Chicago Times via Yahoo! give more details about biometric information to be added to U.S. passports. Trial run this fall, full production next year. Slashdot covered this last year."
Altise - GNAA, Nigeria.
Arf Arf. International rap sensation Earl 'DMX' Simmons has announce that he swings his gat on the other side of the hood. Our journalists tried to contact the star, whose first four albums debuted at the top of the charts, to find out what his family thought.
"My wife is obviously devastated that the whole marriage was a sham. As expected, she wants a divorce and custody of the kids, who don't know yet. The truth is I didn't do as many shows as she was led to believe. I am gay and I am now proud after finding out about an organization like the GNAA which has shown me that's there are many black men just like myself who are gay. It don't make a matter in my music and my movies. Truth is, I've been gay for nineteen years. If haters wanna fight me, they can fight these tears. I'm tired of weak ass niggas who can't deal. It's a fact of life and X is still X and will always be X. I'm glad to be on board with the GNAA."
The GNAA welcomes the hip hop sensation and creator of hit tracks such as "X Gon Giv It 2 Ya" and "Where da hood at?" with open arms. A celebrity of this magnitude should provide some great publicity for the GNAA and get their name out even more.
Gay/Straight by DMX
I'm ready for lovin, cause I give head really well.
Ever since I was 7,
I've had a gay story to tell.
You see, anal is great,
and it's why I'm still givin,
head to you,
and I'm a keep on givin.
The bravery of a man's ass is slavery,
which defines the man I was made to be,
cause I'm a nigga who's goin down in history.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please
Does Size Matter? Let's ask Teh Goatse Man.
TEH GOATSE MAN: No, SIZE doesn't matter. WIDTH does matter.
How can a post about the first new passport possibly be offtopic under an article about the imminent NEW PASSPORTS?
As a well known figure in local politics in the Maine region, I am posting this anonymously. But I will still register my protest as the casual eroding of personal freedoms by the Bush administration.
As this site clearly shows, there are not only several breaches of basic civil liberties being planned as an extention to this, but there have been many conclusive links between Microsoft and the US establishment regarding the possible DRM applications of biometric data, especially involving the development of Palladium.
If you wish to petition your local senetor about this disgrace, you can find contact details for your representatives in any and all of the 50 states here.
Yet more censorship of anti-establishemnt sentiments by cowardly slashbots.
MOD PARENT UP!
MS is also the abbreviation for a horrible disease.
Yeah. MicroSoft.