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Build Your Own Stun Gun
mariox19 writes "Wondering what to do with your disposable camera when you're finished with it? TechTV has an article describing how to reach out and zap someone with a home-made stun gun. I discovered the link via Bruce Schneier's latest Cryptogram, where Schneier half-jokingly warns not to let airport security find out about this, lest (in their 'wisdom') they ban cameras along with nail clippers."
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They first showed this what, a month ago?
Karma whoring fucker. Schneier's server won't go down.
Just another karma whoring 7xxK newbie...
Whoever modded me overrated,
I never though of that. You sir, are a fucking god.
Hey, it's pigscanfly.ca!
;)
Given the number of troll mods offering mirrors seems to earn you, getting a separate accounts seems like a smart move.
Just for the record (well, off the record I guess since this is AC) I think you're offering a good service. Hopefully if you do it long enough people will start to clue in that it's not troll-fuelled-karma-whoring. Though perhaps in this case not strictly necessary...
The Church of Beaver Cleaver
(OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS)
THE FOUNDING AND DOCTRINE
"I THUNK ABOUT IT"
THE CHURCH OF BEAVER CLEAVER
A Modern evolutionary synthesis of religious and political thought as imbodied in WARD CLEAVER and the interpersonal relationships of the Cleaver household
THE ETERNAL TRIAD made up of WALLY, BEAVER and EDDIE
The Supreme Duo made up of WARD & JUNE
THE VISION OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE
On the evening of January 9th, 1981, The two Elders of the CHURCH OF BEAVER CLEAVER, Rev. Elvon Prezton and Rev. Solomon Bombay, at that time two misguided and lazy mugs, were watching Wrestling on cable T.V. and drinking coffee. Just as the American Dream, DUSTY RHOADES was discussing in vivid and glowing terms his next opponent with nationally syndicated wrestling commentator GORDON SOLLIE, the set went blank and started to emit a bright cobalt blue beam of light. The two Elders were held transfixed in the ray and astrally transported into the circuits of the Quasar television where they met with the Prophet LARRY MONDELLO inside a bogus silicon chip.
In the elapsed earth time of 2 minutes, the Prophet showed the Elders every episode of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER including some rare outtakes and imparted both Esoteric and the Exoteric philosophy of WARD. The prophet Larry also revealed the HIDDEN SECRET which is known on earth only by the Elders and can be only hinted at presently because of certain worldwide preparations to be made before the time is right for unveiling.
The Elders found themselves in front of the television with an extremely unpleasent case of sunburn. Although only two minutes had passsed by the clock, they had actually been with the Prophet for 6 years. The Elders finoshed watching Wrestling and began to disassemble the television in search of the chip. Needless to say the chipo was never found and they couldn't put the set back together, so they bought a new one at a Motel furnishing sale. Late that night the Elders drew up the charter of the CHURCH OF BEAVER CLEAVER.
DESCRIPTION AND FUNCTIONS OF THE SUPREME DUO
WARD is the paternal eity. He is the head of the household and is in charge of creating and controlling the social and moral reality constructs. His complementary partner is JUNE, the matriarchal deity. JUNE functions to help maintain the structure of reality and through her intuitive powers spots potential trouble spots. WARD and JUNE are two seperate beings that act as one. They each have certian qualities that the other is lacking and through this combination they have achieved a state of balance.
The SUPREME DUO is represented by two interlocking circles. The circle by it's very nature indicates a complete or whole cycle, or more precisely, the linear expositi9on of an infinite event. The two circles are each shown as possessing a polarity. The shaded areas are where the polarities are integrated and actually become greater than the sume of the two seperate components.
This shaded area (the INTEGRATED POLARITY ELEMENT) is the secret power zone of the SUPREME DUO.
It must be pointed out that there are FIVE conceptual deities and therefore in accordance with the esoteric law of FIVES.
DESCRIPTION AND FUNCTION of the ETERNAL TRIAD
The Eternal Traid should be pictured as a right triangle. The BEAVER is placed in the uppermost angle point. Beaver is the embodiment of the pure man or innocent pure being. In the lower 45 degree angle point is placed EDDIE HASKELL. Eddies role is that of the deceiver, the tempter and in a deeper sense, the essence of evil. Located in the final angle point is WALLY. WALLY acts as a mediator between BEAVER and EDDIE. Because of his close relationship with both, he holds a deep understanding of the intrinsic nature of the BEAVER and EDDIE archetlypes. In the role of older brother his duty is to guide the BEAVER to do the right thing in the face of tempation. In the role of best friend his duty to be both advisor and socializing factor to EDDIE. The mathemati
Isn't it about time someone finds some naked pictures of Morgan Webb? Come on, I know they exist. There are only so many hours in a day and I haven't found them yet. Gimme a link!