Object-Relation Mapping without the Container
Justin Powell writes "If you follow the latest developer buzz then you've likely heard of IOC (Inversion of Control) containers and AOP (aspect-oriented programming). Like many developers, however, you may not see where these technologies fit into your development efforts. Learn where they can fit with a hands-on introduction to using Hibernate and Spring to build a transactional persistence tier for your enterprise applications."
import org.slashdot.posts.*;
import org.slashdot.trolls.*;
import com.edy.requires.me.to.overstate.my.case.*;
fin al local string verbose post MakeAPredictableJoke () {
SlashdotPostConstructor SlashdotPost = new SlashdotPost ("Maybe because it's unnecessarily verbose?");
GenericPostPoster GenericPost = new GenericPostPoster (new PostPosterOnSlashdot (new AnonymousCowardPost (SlashdotPost)));
GenericPost.PostOnSlashdot (GenericPost.PostContents, GenericPost.PostTypes.PostAnonymously, GenericPost.PreviewOptions.DontPreview);
Integer CrackLevel = 2147483647;
Moderator ModOnCrack = new Moderator (CrackLevel);
ModOnCrack.Moderate (GenericPost.ModerationLevel, -1, Flamebait);
ModOnCrack.Laugh (Java.Evil.LaughterTypes.EvilLaughter);
}