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Intel Sued for Patent Infringement

mfh writes "All Computers Inc. has filed suit against Intel for infringing on US Patent (5,506,981). Apparently Intel utilized patent-conflicting circuitry to determine the frequency of the input signal to the microprocessor, including Pentium processors. All Computers is asking for the tidy sum of $500 million USD."

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  1. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by Deusy · · Score: 1, Funny

    What are you trying to say? I didn't get it.

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  2. Europe by sleepnmojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least this sort of thing can't happen in Europe. Oh wait....

  3. The American Dream (TM) by JohnCC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Patent generic idea
    Step 2: Wait a few years for people to adopt it
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit!!

    I'm waiting to sue for my patent "eating food whilst surfing the internet". I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!

    1. Re:The American Dream (TM) by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Step 1: Patent generic idea
      Step 2: Wait a few years for people to adopt it
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit!!


      You do realise that I patented this "Step 1... Step x: Profit!" formula years ago, don't you?

      Any day now I'm going to announce my patent licensing scheme to the world and Slashdot, crippled by the potential fees, is going to capitulate and become my biatch.

      So, say goodbye to the reign of Taco and hello to the reign of WIAK! The King is dead: long live the King!

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  4. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by trippin_efnet · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I'm sick of ... whiny people..."

    are you sick of irony too?
    ...
  5. Re:A legal section on /. by NodeZero · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, there are too many illegal sections on /. =)

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  6. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by DrMrLordX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but this REALLY needs to be done. Moderators, please activate your social justice circuitry before modding this.

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, America fucks YOU!

    Yakov Smirnov is a genius. I love this country! Thank you.

  7. Re:One day nothing will be able to be done by picz · · Score: 2, Funny

    >And people will wonder why the US falls behind in tech.

    But your lawyers are getting better and better every day. /picz

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  8. All Computers Inc.??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All Computers Inc. has filed suit against Intel for infringing on US Patent (5,506,981).

    Okay, this is the one and possibly only story where this has been oh so appropriate...

    All your Computers are belong to us!

  9. Re:And where were you when this all happened? by sylvester · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I believe he's got "soap" covered. And ballot, for all you know. Maybe you should choose your quotes more carefully.

  10. Where do these guys buy pants? by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems it would be pretty difficult to buy pants big enough to hold their gigantic balls. But seriously, it takes guts for a little company to go after such a huge one as Intel. If Intel is found to have violated the patent, then by all means they should pay All Computers. But Intel could have just as easily reverse engineered it, and used the exact same layout by chance. Any lawyers that could clarify this? If it is still infringement if someone reverse engineers it and comes up with a similar or an exact copy of a patent?

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  11. I just cant wait by Coupier · · Score: 2, Funny

    It becomes increasingly apparent to me that first contact will go something likes this:

    "Welcome to Earth"

    "Nice one. Thanks, really." [Whispers to adjacent green blob, "OK, stand down the megadeath lasers"].

    "So, what can we people of America.. whoops, 'Earth' do for you?" [90% of the human race watching the historical event squirms with disgust]

    "Well, it appears that you chaps have been exploiting the process known to you as 'respiration'. I'm afraid we patented this approximately 7 billion years ago. You owe us a rather inconveniently large stack of cash... in fact your mathematics aren't sufficiently advanced to describe it. Oh, and in fact we need a word with SCO too..."