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Things You Can Do With A Giant Fresnel Lens

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the toasty dept.

Ant writes "Here is a link where this guy always wanted Edmund Scientific's Giant Fresnel Lens. 'Melts asphalt in seconds!' the ad said. When he went to graduate school he met several other people with the same enthusiasm for aimless destruction through bizarre means, and just enough combined cash to make it happen. Thus the reign of terror began."

6 of 469 comments (clear)

  1. Forget that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Just think what I could do with a Giant Felching Lenny!

  2. O_o by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: -1, Troll

    jesus tap dancing christ. terror is right. the fabric of the universe is being ripped with the speed of government entities swarming to your house!

  3. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    why isn't it spelt "frenel"?

    gay fucking fags :/

  4. Re:Ants by deadsaijinx* · · Score: -1, Troll

    congradulations, I mod you up +5 "Whoring for laughs using overdone simpsons quotes"

    congradulations, you have joined the millions of pathetic fags eagerly awaiting acceptance in society. your inability to adapt your own personality marks you as one in a crowd of a million despots feeding solely off the excesses of american pop culture

    i solute you.

    --
    YOU SUCK BALLS!
  5. Re:So I'm reading this to my wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Try giving her a pearl necklace... when I gave your wife one, she did anything I wanted. Oh yeah, she said you have a small penis.

  6. Re:So I'm reading this to my wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That is odd... when I was with your wife, all she said was mmmmm uhhhh *gurgle* mmmmm hhhmmmmm ohhhh *slurp*