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Best Results From Bartering Computer Services?

Posted by simoniker on from the money-for-nothing dept.

silicon not in the v writes "Last night I was over at some friends' house. They had cable modem with no firewall and tons of spyware, etc. on their system. They complained about all the popups and how bad it was that they were afraid to let their kids on the computer, so I set them up with ZoneAlarm, Ad Aware, and Firefox to get it cleaned up. In return, the husband, who is a chiropractor, gave my wife and I a free adjustment. What other interesting services or benefits have people been able to get by bartering IT/programming services?"

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  1. Sex! No really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I actually got a blowjob from a stripper once for taking a virus off of her computer. I have a pic of her at my website here Don't worry she is dressed :) Just click the number to proceed (it makes sure that websites don't directly link to the pic).

  2. Bartering Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Can I barter my wife for a cam girl?

  3. free nookie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I once got laid for fixing a chick's computer

  4. Re:The Geeks Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You couldn't be more correct. I got an incredible blow job followed by 2 hours of hip shaking, back breaking, freaky sick sex from this chick just because I recovered her hard drive.

    Ain't life grand? :)

  5. Grammar by Andrevan · · Score: 0, Troll
    In return, the husband, who is a chiropractor, gave my wife and I a free adjustment.

    Tell me, does this make sense to you: "He gave I a free adjustment." Well then, you should say "He gave me and my wife a free adjustment."

    --
    "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss." - Douglas Adams
  6. Re:Sex! No really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I can't get anything to come up, and now it is saying I have to wait 24 hours. Can anybody mirror? or just a description if it is tubgirl or something similar

    It isn't tubgirl. I had to call my ISP and get more bandwith. try it again!

  7. WOW~!!!!!, Where are you from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That girl is HOT!!! WHERE are you from dude! I want to go see her!

  8. WOW, MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That is the hottest pic EVAR!

  9. Re:I'll take... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'll take one of these, please.

  10. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck you, asshole!