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Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear

nxg125 writes "Wired is running an article about a seven-year, $250 million revamping of the US Army's uniforms. One of the major obstacles is going to be how to power all the electronic devices that the soldiers will use. 'They have at least one idea, though. "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems," a recent memo on the subject directed. FFW is going open source. Cleaner software needs less energy to run.'"

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  1. One way street... by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    "Once you're in an urban environment, it strips out a lot of (America's) technology advantages," he said. "It puts you in a fair fight. And you don't want to be in a fair fight."

    So why are guerilla tactics used by an opposing force often decried as unfair or underhanded? The side at a disadvantage uses any and all means at their disposal to help make the fight more "fair". This fellow seems to back that up, unless having a lopsided fight is only sporting when it's his team doing the slaughtering.

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    1. Re:One way street... by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      its always unfair when used against you, especially if you tried it first. just like gradeschool recess games/sports.

    2. Re:One way street... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So why are guerilla tactics used by an opposing force often decried as unfair or underhanded?

      Unfair? No, never. Ask anybody in uniform or anybody who's ever served in uniform and they'll tell you that fairness has nothing to do with it. "Overwhelming force" is the watchword.

      Some tactics are immoral, though. Like surrounding your troops with civilians acting as human shields, or storing weapons in or basing operations out of hospitals or mosques. Why? Because both of those tactics put civilians in danger. If you make hospitals legitimate military targets, for example, then doctors, nurses, and patients are going to die. That's bad for everybody.

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    3. Re:One way street... by Uhlek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's only the press you really see that in. Most soldiers and military planners accept the fact that guerilla tactics are and always will be the only effective way an inferior force can respond to a superior one. Hell, the American revolutionaries did it to the British. It's not always an issue of fighting to the finish...sometimes its possible to just make it so costly for your enemies to hold on to your territory that they just give up and leave.

      Fact is, America hasn't been in a "fair fight" since Vietnam. Vietnam wasn't even technically a fair fight -- our force was clearly superior, but our tactics were not.

      Thing is, only place you want a fair fight is in a boxing ring. You want to have the clear advantage over your enemy, so that casualties on your side are minimal and victory is assured.

    4. Re:One way street... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm gonna nitpick you to death here. Please excuse me, and understand that my intentions are good.

      I have heard illegal tactics... Not all guerilla tactics are illegal...

      Please don't use the word "illegal" in this context. It propagates the myth that there is such a thing as "international law" or "laws of war." There isn't, and it's a mistake to imply that there is.

      Some tactics are prohibited by certain treaties. But that's not the same thing as saying that those tactics are illegal.

      I know this seems like a very small thing, but it's an important point.

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    5. Re:One way street... by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Once you're in an urban environment, it strips out a lot of (America's) technology advantages," he said. "It puts you in a fair fight. And you don't want to be in a fair fight."

      So why are guerilla tactics used by an opposing force often decried as unfair or underhanded?


      I believe John Madden said it best: "All I want is my unfair advantage." If the scales are tipped to my advantage, that's perfectly okay, and I'll make full use of it. But if the other guy has the upper hand, well, that's just not fair, and must be corrected.... Everyone wants to hold the advantage, and will do (or say) anything to convince the world that they should have it.

      Nobody ever said "Hey, you know, our military is vastly superior to theirs. Let's even the playing field a little: we'll wear bright red uniforms and march rank and file into the battle while they shoot at us from behind the trees." Instead, the guerilla tactics of the colonists were decried as unfair and underhanded....
    6. Re:One way street... by dealsites · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What will be really un-fair, is when we rely on the tech too much. Once (when?) it fails, we will have to go back to the basics. I hope that they will still teach the basics in the future..... If not, we will be sitting ducks.

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    7. Re:One way street... by Malc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Both sides of any conflict use that argument. The people still fighting in Iraq have chosen their tactics for the same reason. They know that Americans will (justifiably) hesitate before attacking an area with civilians, and so they're taking advantage of it. They think they're right, we think they're wrong... but they're also saying: "fuck the rest".

    8. Re:One way street... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hope that they will still teach the basics in the future..... If not, we will be sitting ducks.

      Oh no. America would never abandon teaching the basics in favor of letting high tech gadgetry handle it all. No, never. You, uh, do know how to do long division in your head, right?

      Actually, despite the fact that our public schools are miserable failures of education these days, I do seem to recall seeing a story about an equipment drop or a jump or artillery targetting or something gone awry in Afghanistan or Iraq where the soldiers wound up having to do a bunch of trajectory calculations on paper. Turns out they were trained to use the equipment, but they were also trained not to have to rely on it, so all went well in the end.

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    9. Re:One way street... by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > american revolutionary war .... mujahideen ...

      It may surprise you, but both were fought in the same way that the Iraqis are fighting now. It's almost funny seing the same parallels when you read old newspapers.. the Americans claim that the British fired on a big group of unarmed protesters, the British claim that there were armed men attacking their troops in the crowd....

      BTW, many of the people we were fighting in Afghanistan this time WERE the Mujahideen in the Afghan-Soviet war. It can be fun to follow the tangled web of ever-shifting alliances in Afghanistan.

      > It boils down to this: The tactics of the insurgents in Iraq are not designed to give any military victories, only propaganda ones.

      Funny, last I checked, they had won control of Fallujah.

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    10. Re:One way street... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People with that sort of rigid viewpoint don't have much of a moral compass when it comes to "the other guys".

      People who don't understand why people have that rigid viewpoint don't have to fight "the other guys" though.

      Or, to put it all together: war sucks no matter which side you're on and what part you play, and there just isn't any justification for that fact.

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    11. Re:One way street... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How far would you go if somebody invaded your home and imposed their will on you, your family, and nation?

      I'm fairly certain that it wouldn't include signing the death warrants of innocent civilians by using them as human shields.

      So why do the terrorists do it? Simple: public relations. The best thing that can possibly happen to the terrorists in Iraq is for the United States to bomb a mosque or a hospital. They can't defeat us militarily, so they try to defeat us from within by weakening our resolve.

      Why do you think they claimed that the terrorist camp we destroyed last week was a "wedding party?" Why, for that matter, do you think Saddam put his military intelligence headquarters in the same building as the al-Amirya air-raid shelter back in 1991?

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    12. Re:One way street... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are many errors in your post. Also, your conclusion is wrong.

      There are a long series of Geneva conventions that most countries have signed and ratified.

      There were four Geneva Conventions, not "a long series." One hundred and ninety countries have signed or ratified (not necessarily both) some part of the Conventions (not necessarily all).

      In the United States when international law is ratified it holds the same legal standing as the Constitution.

      There's no such thing as "international law." That's just a figure of speech. What you're talking about is a treaty. Treaties, when signed by the president and ratified by the Senate, take on the force of federal law. They do not have the same legal standing as the Constitution. Treaties, like all laws, are subject to the constraints of the Constitution. A treaty which violates any provision of the Constitution is not valid.

      (That's why, incidentally, the United States could not have ratified the Rome Treaty if it had wanted to. The International Criminal Court would have completely violated the Constitution's protection of our rights of due process, equal protection, and freedom from self-incrimination.)

      Now, let's talk about law for a second. Law is legitimate only to the extent that it arises from the collective will of the people. The rules of war, such as the Geneva Conventions, are agreements made between governments without the involvement of the people. Therefore the rules of war do not comprise a body of law. They're legally equivalent to a handshake.

      (So, incidentally, is the UN Charter.)

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    13. Re:One way street... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was in the army for 3 years as a medical laboratory specialist (92B-10) and went to my advanced training school in San Antonio, TX at the lovely Ft. Sam Houston.

      I spent several months learning to manually perform all sorts of medical lab work only to arrive at my permanent duty station and be told to forget it all because I'd never need it. Everything in the hospital lab was fully automated with the exception of white blood cell differentials and those were only performed if the machine wasn't sure it had the right answer.

      However, if the power had gone out (which it did my very first night working alone on night-shift) I was prepared. Thankfully when it went out it was August and over 100 degrees and that was too warm to perform the tests I knew how to do (as temperature affects reaction rates) and so my very first night being on my own I had to call the hospital commander in the middle of the night and let him know that until the power came back on we (the lab) would be unable to perform any lab work and that we wouldn't be opening the blood bank fridges for anything short of a life or death emergency.

      They had to reroute all incoming emergencies to Walter Reed and other area hospitals until about 5:00 am.*

      I know a lot of people make fun of the military, but everyone I knew while I was in was well trained and could cope when the expensive equipment wouldn't work.


      * Yes, our hospital had emergency backup power.
      No, the air conditioning was not on emergency backup power in the wing where the lab was (formerly the psych ward) and so even though the instruments stayed on, the temperature quickly rose to the point where every single instrument started beeping and quickly went out of calibration.
      No, the blood bank fridges did not have backup power to keep them cool.
      No, I don't know what genius civilian contractor came up with that plan.

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    14. Re:One way street... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's as if the senior military decision makers don't really understand how the military is really just another tool of diplomacy, and should be used in concert, planning and execution of all other diplomatic means.

      I understand that British generals think this way (and, based on much reading, that most European generals think much the same)- that war is just part of the diplomatic process. American generals are trained on the assumption that the diplomacy is done by the State Department, and that the military is only called in when it's time to bust heads. So they concentrate on being good at busting heads, and let the striped-trouser types concentrate on the diplomacy parts.

      In other words, its a difference of opinion about the role of a general. A fairly common difference of opinion, at least between Americans and Europeans.

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    15. Re:One way street... by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Prevention of an immoral act via another immoral act is still immoral, regardless of magnitude. Besides, this falls under ethics, not logic, meaning it can't be proven or disproven (or "dismantled", as you so arrogantly put it).

      Body count. It's real easy. Just basic arithmetic: addition and subtraction.

      Do people really still take pure utilitarianism seriously? I guess so. The simplest ideas are the easiest to grasp.

    16. Re:One way street... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We are fighting an enemy who will not abide by GC

      I was about to ignore the whole discussion on Iraq until I saw this. You cannot justify the actions of the MP's based on this thinking. If you follow that thinking, then we should have roughed up a few of the German soldiers during World War II, because they were doing it to "our boys". Or, you could just decide to let the Local Police Department go crazy on one particular neighborhood of a city, because the crime rate in that neighborhood is so high. Who cares if the innocent are tossed in prison? At least the crime rate goes down!

      The fact is, if we are going to try to export democratic values to a country that hasn't experienced them before, maybe we should try to treat their citizens the way our citizens would expect to be treated. In the United States, you are innocent until proven guilty (at least you were before the Patriot Act). Just because you arrest someone, you cannot decide to beat the shit out of them.

      Oh, wait, there are a few dozen Iraqi's out there that killed four contractors and hung them from a bridge. Screw it, let's just beat the hell out of hundreds of prisoners. Who cares if they were actually involved in anything remotely illegal. Fuck human rights. We're trying to bring them democracy! Even if bringing democracy to the country means that we have to rape and/or kill a few of their men in the process. When we leave, they'll appreciate everything we have done for them.

      These pictures from that Baghdad prison have destroyed about 40 years of US credibility on human rights and democratic values. We now have no right to discuss bringing our values to anywhere else in the world.

    17. Re:One way street... by denise_yenko · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In 1984, I fired a pattern of illumination shells to form a letter "A" (my battery) after winning the battery tests. (Also a neat way to burn up the extra ammo, so as not to have to turn it back in -- a *major* p.i.t.a.)

      As section chief of the FDC, I relied on paper chart and paper calulations, although we had specially modified HP's to do the same thing. (A whole 'nother story, but we didn't use the Army's method of data entry either. I taught my people about 'peeks and pokes', and cut down our data entry time by about 75%)

      What freaked out our observer from the 505thArty/101airborne, though, was computing a second mission in my head.

      The colonel called, ("27 this is 6. That letter "A" is way too small to see well.") Since it was already pretty durn big, I assumed that he wanted the "A" twice as big, so I closed my eyes, computed 5 (one gun could maintain its firing data) sets of deltas for the other guns.

      The observer said later (to my Captain and the Colonel) that never in his life had he seen anyone do 3-d trig in their head. It was checked on paper, and my data was 0/0 correct ("Check, 0!)" on all 15 data points (deflection, elevation and tof

      Yes I can also do long division in my head!

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  2. BSOD by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    "'They have at least one idea, though. "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems,""

    Awww. I was so looking forward to the Yankee "Blue Soldier of Death" putting fear in the hearts of the enemy from the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli.

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    1. Re:BSOD by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you see a blue soldier, he is playing in God mode.

  3. FFW is part of Future Combat Systems (FCS)... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...which already has some open source ties.

    For example, the Vishnu planning engine (source code and project site here) is being used as part of FCS logistics planning.

  4. No batteries? by Sad+Mephisto · · Score: 5, Funny

    How to power those things? Haven't they seen the Matrix?

  5. Very silly post about the Marines. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the USMC uses suits like this that are powered by sound. Tiny receivers built into a Marine's helmet transmit sound energy into a belt-mounted unit to the rear. Guttural, high-pitched sounds generate the most energy, so when you see a sergeant right up in a private's face screaming, he's actually just recharging the private's batteries. No, really!

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  6. Windows Front Line edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just as you see the whites of their eyes
    FIRE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and w.....

  7. Clippy by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It looks like you are engaging in offensive manoevers. Would you like help?"

    Get help writing battle plan.

    Set us up the bomb.

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  8. bake sale by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    they better be having one hell of a bake sale to make that kind of money...

  9. colonel panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Open source in the military? Has anybody made a Colonel Panic joke yet?

  10. this just cracks me up! :) by xutopia · · Score: 4, Funny

    But tests showed that "some people's heads were literally too thick for that to work," DeGay said.
  11. What might happen if they DID use windows.... by eviljolly · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Enemy spotted, 100 yards and closing.
    "Open fire soldier!"
    "Sir my weapon says it's not responding"
    "Reboot soldier!"
    "I did sir, but each time I reboot it still says "Remote Procedure Call (RPC) service terminated unexpectedly.""
    "Disable your wireless connection soldier and switch to manual override, we're being exploited!"

    Meanwhile somewhere in the middle east...
    "Heheheheh.........silly Americans...."

  12. Recruiting tool. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this means full iPods built into the suit, count me in! Where's the nearest recruiting office? Who needs ammo when you are armed with 5,000 songs.

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  13. No clippy? by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems,"

    Too bad. I guess that means no MS Word either. I guess that means no clippy, and I guess that means no:

    It looks like you're killing people. Would you like help?

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  14. specialised military batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    anyone who's been in the army knows what I'm talking about.

    Your GPS has this big whack battery that only works in it. Your NVG's are the same (well, the 'new' ones will actually takee AA's as well). That big 'ol SINGARS radio, what a beast of a battery. The secure comm unit for it, again another specialised battery.

    When I was in the army I always thought our biggest weakness was every single piece of electronic gear took a specialised battery that would only work in that item. Nothing could just use commodity batteries.

    I think they are just taking this a step further. You guys whine about windows but, this is REAL vendor lock-in. You get batteries from us or all your shit stops working.

  15. Exactly WHO said anything about Open Source? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems," a recent memo on the subject directed. FFW is going open source. Cleaner software needs less energy to run."

    This is what the Wired story says, but exactly what does the memo actually say? Simply saying "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems" does not in the least imply they are thinking of open source solutions. What they are much more likely thinking about is proprietary embedded systems.

    Honestly, when was the last time a multi-zillion dollar military contract involve Open Source?

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  16. Yes, but... by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Clean software is better than bloated software.

    No software is better than clean software.

    No matter how clean it may be, it will still potentially have flaws. In the case of "army stuff", I'd tend to think that traditional computing systems would not be suitable or efficent for that matter. Any software which has to 'boot up' is probably bad.

    QNX on the other hand, may be good. It's used pretty widely, is lightweight, and supposedly rock solid. But, still, if the task can be accomplished just as efficently without computers at all, it's probably a better idea.

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  17. Windows has detected..... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The soldier inserts a new clip into his gun.

    "Windows has detected new hardware. Please insert the Windows installation disk."

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  18. Obligatory Klingon Quote by CHaN_316 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "History is written by the victors!" -Chancellor Gowron

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  19. who is this general failure? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Funny

    and why is he reading my hard disk?

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  20. Re:Simple Solution for the power problem by zonix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Build their helmets with solar panels

    Yeah, solar panels will come in handy when powering those night vision goggles. :-)

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  21. No, there are other considerations by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As in do you want the enemy (in this case enemy being a major force like the US) to leave your schools, hospitals, churches, and the like alone? The US (and most other nations) is a nation that obeys the Geneva Convention. Part of that is that deliberate attacks on civilian targets aren't allowed. Specifically, hospitals and churches (mosques, temples, etc) are off limits. If you are a soldier wounded in battle and are taken to a hospital, they aren't allowed to blow up the hospital.

    This is all well and good but only applies if the structures are NOT being used as military staging areas. If you turn a hospital into a military base and launch attacks from it, it is no longer a civilian target and it not protected under the Geneva Convention. Ther Germans found this out in WWII. They took over a monestary, which was protected under the Geneva Convention, and used it to launch attacks (it was a very strong structure). Well the allies were having none of that, it was now a military target and they reduced it to rubble.

    So that's the reason for not using tactics like this, your hurt your own nation and the people that you claim to be trying to protect. That is the point of a military, remember, to protect the people.

    How far would I go? Well it depends. If a foriegn dictatorship was trying to take over the US, I'd fight to the death. Of course I'd do that by joining the military. If the US had fallen into dictatorship (and I hadn' already gotten out) and the force was here to liberate me, I'd help THEM.

    1. Re:No, there are other considerations by Malc · · Score: 4, Informative

      The US only observes the Geneva Convention when it's convenient or they think the media isn't looking. Look at the prisoners in Cuba: the US government made up new definitions in attempt to thumb its nose at the Geneva Convention and thus bypass it. It sounds like hypocrasy to me.

    2. Re:No, there are other considerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The US only observes the Geneva Convention when it's convenient or they think the media isn't looking.
      No, the U.S. observes the Geneva Convention to the best of its ability.

      The so-called "soldiers" involved in the Iraq prison scandal violated orders (or obeyed illegal orders) and ignored their training. As for the prisoners at Gitmo: most fall into a gray area not covered by the Conventions (the last modifications to which took place in the late 40s, decades before an pan-national entity like Al Qaeda was considered seriously).

      Go check out the Third Geneva Convention. The Taliban and Al Qaeda forces in Afghanistan did not meet all of the conditions in 4A(2) (most did not wear identifiable uniforms or markings, nor did they conduct themselves accordingly with the laws of war), nor did they qualify as a "regular armed force" (a requirement specified in 4A(3)) nor did they "spontaneously take up arms" as defined in 4A(6).

      The U.S. officially calls these guys a few things (such as "detainees") rather than "prisoners of war" -- and rightly so. They are little more than a step up from street gangs operating on a larger piece of turf. They have very little resemblance to professional armed forces when it comes to training, discipline or organization. They are thugs, murderers and criminals.

      So please, if you're going to wave your angry anti-American flag, do so after you've been better informed.
    3. Re:No, there are other considerations by Rayonic · · Score: 4, Informative
      You're getting your tactics mixed up. Some are OK by the Geneva Convention, some are not.
      Sexual humiliation -- Not OK.

      Sleep deprivation -- OK.

      Violent beatings -- Not OK.

      *Threat* of beatings -- OK.

      Causing pain -- Not OK.

      Witholding pain medication -- OK.

      Physical disfigurement -- Not OK.

      Loud music -- OK.
      Etc, etc.. You get the idea, the Geneva Convention is surprisingly flexible.

      And all that stuff I listed, that's just for people classified as prisoners of war. If you're not part of the armed forces of a nation... well, the rules are considerably looser.
    4. Re:No, there are other considerations by archen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As far as I've ever heard, there really weren't any military targets in Dresden. The bombing there was to obliterate the city and demoralize the German people, just as Hitler tried to do the same with London. I think there is validity for most people in the Geneva Convention, but if anyone is going to talk about "morality" in war, you might as well completely skip WWII because everyone pretty much blatantly ignored all the "rules".

      People tend to get on their high horse when talking about what's right and wrong in war (especially when they've never been in one) and tend to gloss over the fact that this is people fighting for their lives here. According to the Geneva convention you're not supposed to use a 50-caliber machine gun on personell. Yeah, if I have no guns and there's a 50cal beside me I'm sure as hell going to shoot back. In the end if you want to avoid atrocities in war, then don't get in one in the first place.

  22. Technology by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe we could forgo the technology that we don't need and have longer enlistments for infantry with more Special Forces type training, i.e. winning hearts and minds. Make it a lifestyle choice with more and better training, higher physical standards, better pay.
    Go ahead and shoot me down but I'm going off of 8 years of Marine Corps Infantry.
    Some of the new technology is great like the new ACOG 4x scope for the battle rifles. You can use them with both eyes open. My little brother is deploying to Iraq as a Marine Scout Sniper and bought his own (out of his pocket!) Eotech 552 scope. You can see from the link provided that it can be used even when half the lens is damaged.
    In keeping in line with my comment about the rifle scopes/sights, the basic gear still needs to be revamped. Tear away chest harnesses are in high demand with most Marines choosign to buy them out of their own pockets rather than use the issue gear. The Marine Corps is still trying to deal with their mistake of using the MOLLE gear system. The MOLLE's plastic pack frame was breaking left and right in Afganistan and now the Marine Corps is replacing the pack with a new design.
    So stop fantasizing about the choice of OS on pie in the sky dreams/future projects and get the grunts gear that works.

  23. Oh boy.... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny
    [THE SCENE: A battlefield before a hill, with a Commander and several infantrymen, including a Grunt right near him. The enemy approaches...]

    Commander: "Here they are men, coming over the crest...!"

    Grunt: "Sir, it looks like they are using flame throwers! We were only equipped for ballistics and hand-to-hand combat."

    Commander: "No problem soldier, we'll upgrade to flame-resistant armor. I'll issue the command."

    [On screen] ***BZT!**** WINDOWS GUI:
    Welcome to Windows Battlefield Update
    Get the latest updates available for your suit's operating system, software, and hardware.
    Windows Battlefield Update scans your computer and provides you with a selection of updates tailored just for you.[End Screen]


    Grunt: "Hurry! They're coming over the hill!"

    [On screen]. WBU is scanning for updates... 0%... 33%... 66%... 100% Complete!
    Windows Update has found other updates for your computer. Browse through these updates and select the ones you want to install:

    [X] Flame Retardant Skin 1.56MB
    [ ] Ice Shield Update 39459FTG 6.7MB
    [ ] SCUBA Fix 3949DFR (Prevents Drowning) 34.5KB
    [ ] WBU Hotfix 29399DEE 12.5KB
    [ ] S-Prepatch 3030WSA 6.7TB ...

    You've selected:
    **BZT!
    [End screen]


    Grunt: "They're getting really close now!!!"
    Commander: "Hold them off!"

    [On screen] *BBRM***
    [X] Flame Retardant Skin

    Before being able to install this, you will need:

    [ ] S-Prepatch 3030WSA 6.7TB

    Estimated download time: 2 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes.

    Hit OK to pro--[End screen]


    **flames erupt**

    [ENTER SCREEN, TOP RIGHT: Clippy, a handsome rogue]

    Clippy: Hello! It appears you have 2nd degree burns. Would you like to?
    [x] Call a Medic
    [ ] No thanks, I'd like to die now


    --

    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  24. being in the infantry by -ryan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i hate it when people talk about the infantry. it's like some mystical world full of video game and movie references and abstract concepts that seem totally logical to someone who hasn't done it. it's a culture shock and a different, very real, very harsh world. it's really agonizing to hear it discussed but that being said:

    being in the infantry you get used to everything just being heavy and ungangly. it would be a shock to most slashdotters just how cumbersome our gear is. fighting at night with NVG's on is NOTHING like in a video game. half the time you can't see a thing because it focuses like any other optic. you have to adjust the focus everytime you look at something more than a few feet closer or further than what you were last looking at. and don't get me started on the skull crushers and rhino mounts. i've never been able to get a PVS 14 to sit properly over my eye. shooting in the prone position is even worse.

    here's something funny to illustrate. in the army we have this thing called a PLGR (Portable Lightweight GPS Reciever) or "plugger". i assure you that there is nothing portable, lightweight, or GPS about it. it's huge, like the biggest text book you've ever seen. the batteries don't last for shit, it has only an alphanumeric display (no arrows and maps), it weights a good few pounds, it is TERRIBLE at getting a GPS signal. you practically have to climb a tree or be in the middle of open desert to use it.

    which leads me to this: most of us use civialian and so called "special ops" (usually just civilian things that have been ruggedized) gear. we use alot of civialian GPRS/FRS radios (though ours can be encrypted), we use lots of civilian GPS too. pretty much anything special forces uses too gets trickled down into infantry use because our gear sucks and they've got the common sense and freedom to use what works.

    now to counter that we do have alot of things that really give us a leap over the enemy. we have infared targeting lasers we use at night which really help in a fire fight. other cool things i dont' want to talk about. but of course the bad guys have night vision too. yea, they do. it's not really that expensive these days. good thing most of them are poor shots.

    being a terrorist has it's advantages. you can really be effective in small groups. but our tactics work great too and we are constantly adapting. what they gain in autonomy is thwarted by lack of C2 (command and control), training, and good support channels. besides, we can move and act autonomously too.

  25. What will happen when they use Open Source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > "Enemy spotted, 100 yards and closing.
    > "Open fire soldier!"
    > "Sir my weapon says it's not responding"

    "There isn't a driver for the magazine loader."
    "The firing module wasn't compiled into the kernel."
    "There's no documentation. Throw rocks at the enemy while I look around on Google, Usenet, and IRC."
    "The trigger code wasn't tested with this distro. The programmer wants me to use JimBobsBaitAndTackle Linux instead."