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'Pirate Act' Would Shift Copyright Civil Suits To DoJ

mammothboy writes "News.com.com has a story about the new so-called Pirate Act, which seeks to allow federal prosecuters to file civil suits against file swappers. These lawsuits can reach hundreds of thousands of dollars, and if you guessed that the RIAA is lobbying for it, you're right. What's scary is how fast and how quiet its march through the legislative process has been. In '97, the No Electronic Theft Act allowed for criminal lawsuits, but none have been filed, so isn't it clear that the Justice Department has better stuff to deal with?" There actually have been some prosecutions filed under the NET Act, but not many. Update: 05/26 18:51 GMT by T : Declan McCullagh (author of the linked News.com story) writes to clarify: "FYI there have been prosecutions under the NET Act, as you say. But there have not been any of P2P users. That's why the Senate is doing this."

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  1. A good day for starving artists. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    As a member of Citizens United against Network Thievery, let me be the first to jump for joy. For too long musicians and movie moguls have resorted to smaller mansions, some with empty garage spots, as wanton piracy has hurt sales of their reasonably priced products. This rampant hooliganism must be stopp... ed.. whoa... what's this square of blotter paper doing in my coffee?

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    1. Re:A good day for starving artists. by Flagella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Arrr I'm a PIRATE. I Protect Intellectual Rights Against Theft and Expropriation arrrr. /me Walks the plank.

    2. Re:A good day for starving artists. by falconed · · Score: 3, Funny
      maybe a little OT, but this is all I could think of when I read your post:

      I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ficking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob], none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

      From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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  2. Re:your tax dollars at work... by Nosf3ratu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't funding your own prosecution a bit of a conflict of interest?

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  3. Arrr! by Rhesus+Piece · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being a swashbuckler myself, I find the name
    "Pirate Act" to be highly inaccurate.

    It's copyright infringement.
    Piracy is a different matter altogether.
    Anybody can download a song, but it takes
    quite a bit more daring to pilage at a professional
    level.

    Arrr.

    1. Re:Arrr! by ydnar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait I'm going limp

    2. Re:Arrr! by kabocox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anybody can download a song, but it takes
      quite a bit more daring to pilage at a professional
      level.


      They all end up in elected government offices.

  4. hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should test this idea out somewhere before applying it to this fine country. There are lots of good test data in places like China, India, and Pakistan. They'll see in no time how well their system will work.

  5. My business plan by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Convince all the software manufacturers in the country that they need someone to manage their industry.

    2. Become president of the SIAA (Software Inudstry Association of America).

    3. ???

    4. Profit!!!

    I think #3 has something to do with lawsuits...

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  6. We need Falafel by happyfrogcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    FALAFEL:

    Federal Assistance for Limiting the use of Acronyms For Evil Legislation.

  7. Looks like the US Government... by Luminari · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally jumped the shark.

  8. Re:Time to call your Congress Critter by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naw, just turn it back into a Terriory and cover it with Renewable Energy Algae Vats. Sell the excess to the rest of the world and pay off the national debt.

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  9. DMCA them by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's be a wellcome irony use the law RIAA/MPAA bought against them.

    1- create an encripted P2P network
    2- make sure it's easy to decrypt
    3- create a user licence saying that if you're DOJ/RIAA/MPAA you can't decrypt
    4- wait for them do break in and tap the network
    5- sue their ass based on DMCA
    6- profit

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  10. Good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm tired of wasting my tax money looking for nonexistent terrorists. Bush wasted how many tens of billions looking for Ben Laden in Iran? Everyone and their grandmother knew he wasn't there.

    It will be *much* cheaper to devote our govt forces to pursuing file swappers, than drug smugglers and terrorists.

    Plus, file swappers don't shoot back.

    So this is all good...

  11. Re:Figures it involved Orrin Hatch by bl1st3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your comment just made me think of something funny. The biggest filesharing system in use by Windows users is probably currently Kazaa. They may not have an actual law in place for destroying computers of filesharers, but just being on the Kazaa network seems to do the trick. Toss in some spyware and the random virus you get from the network, and Windows users everywhere are raped.

    Windows IS the destructive system for filesharing. Sad, yet eerily true.

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  12. .NET Act? by boschmorden · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only we could pass the .NET Act, which would make running MS .NET illegal.