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The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners

Posted by timothy on from the between-ramen-and-alton-brown dept.

yokimbo writes "The Food Network had a show about TV dinners and how they're prepared, their history, etc... But, what about the useful information, like how they taste? Ray Cole has your solution at The Single Man's Guide to TV Dinners. Although, I think he needs to visit Web Pages That Suck." (Of course, TV dinners don't scream out the way ramen does for improvement and improvisation.)

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  1. Re:hmm by TaxSlave · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought we quit calling them TV dinners back in the 70s...

    What about computer-desk-dinners?

    • Bowl-o-cereal
    • Bag-o-Funyuns
    • Vat-o-M&Ms
    • Tudayold(tm) Pizza
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    Visit Lockjaw's Lair. He won't bite.
  2. Most Important Single Guy Food Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't whack off after handling hot peppers.

    1. Re:Most Important Single Guy Food Tip by tx_kanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that just add spice to your sex life?

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      Now, if that makes sense to anyone, could you please explain it to me? I think I've confused myself.
  3. Re:Learn how to cook properly... by harmonica · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are the women supposed to use to impress the guys then?

    Parallel park properly?

  4. What is in the carrots? by thogard · · Score: 3, Funny

    A pet cat the knew well enough to stay away from anything veggie based, loved the cooked carrots found in TV dinners. That makes me wonder just what they made them out of and how they were made.

  5. Re:ramen.... by xs650 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Salt is a good preservative. Eat enough top Ramen and your body won't even dacay after you die.

  6. Re:Learn how to cook properly... by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Funny
    "What are the women supposed to use to impress the guys then?"

    They are called boobs.

    Okay, okay... What are the women supposed to use to impress the boobs then? ;)