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Sun Says Hardware Will Be Free

ron_ivi writes "Reuters reports that Sun's President and COO thinks hardware will be free and that people will pay for software subscriptions instead. Reuters quotes Schwartz: 'In our world, you will subscribe to the software and the hardware is free.' 'Directionally, our expectation is that in fiscal 2005 you're going to see a rapid departure from selling hardware, software and services apart.' 'Bill Gates and I agree that within four to five years hardware will be free.' We've recently read here on /. how Gates thinks hardware will be free."

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  1. I am willing to be a test subject for this by da_reboot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Send me all the free hardware you want!

  2. Yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they're giving hardware away, I'll take a Cisco CRS-1 router and a Beowulf cluster of GeForce 6800s.

    I'll expect to take delivery of this equipment right after my Triphibian Atomicar rolls off the transporter from Swift Enterprises.

    Seriously... a couple of years ago, Sun was telling us we'd all be running on glorified VT100 terminals. At what point do these clowns lose all credibility?

    1. Re:Yeah, well by deacon · · Score: 4, Funny
      I *am* posting this from a VT100 terminal, connected to the serial port on my PC, you insensitive clod!

      I use the VT52 as a footstool.

  3. sdrawkcab by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    He's welcome to send me all the free hardware he pleases.

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  4. I want free Sun hardware by nereid666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    where can i get it for free? I want a 15k multi-domain system :-)

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  5. Cars will be Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think cars will be free too.

    We will just pay for gas and service.

    I think Sun stock will be "free" too, if you know what I mean.

  6. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    With free hardware, and open source software, I wont have to *IMAGINE* a beowulf cluster, I'll be able to have one!!!

    Now onto my plans for world domination!

  7. Great! by phraktyl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back it up. Just a little more... A little more... Perfect!

    Now, Honey, don't you think that E15K makes a great replacement for that china cabinet we used to have? And all I had to do was purchase a software license for StarOffice!

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  8. Works out best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    MS says hardware will be free, IBM says software will be free. I hope they're both right!

    Tell me where to take my moving truck in this twisted reality and I'll prove both companies right all day long.

  9. Shhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've already got the (mostly) free software part, let them give us the free hardware and we'll be all set. ;)

  10. Perfect! by Cyberllama · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take their free hardware and run my free software on it.

  11. No, it'll be this way by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1: Sun gives out hardware for free with Microsoft and Sun proprietary software

    Step 2: Large numbers of businesses, who would pay for software anyway, get new free great DRM hardware.

    Step 3: These same large businesses now throw out all of their old, non-DRM, non-Compatible hardware.

    Step 4: Geeks like us go dumpster diving in a sea of free hardware.

    Step 5: Install OSS on free hardware.

    Step 6: ?

    Step 7: Profit!!!!!

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  12. Re:They got it backwards by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually it is probably part of Sun's new exit strategy (err I mean market plan):
    1. Release free hardware with software subscription.
    2. People put Linux on it.
    3. File bankruptcy!

  13. Sun Hardware Will Be Free by tickleboy2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least you will be able to get it for next to free on the auction block after Sun goes bankrupt. :)

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  14. In other news by jmv · · Score: 3, Funny

    Intel announces software, not hardware will be free.

  15. In other news by LPetrazickis · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Reuters)

    A leading bicycle manufacturer announced today that, in the future, bicycles will be free but people will have to pay for the oxygen they'd breathe while biking.

    Advertisement:
    [Kids, steal money from your parents and buy Nike brand oxygen. Only Nike oxygen delivers the charge you need to push the limit.]

    This announcement follows a call by several right-wing thinktanks for a transition from a manufacture-based to a service-based economy.

    A number of South American and African nations, who have finally developed a manufacturing sector of their own in spite of IMF loans going primarily to resource extraction are not expected to follow the advice in the near future.

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  16. Re:Free Market by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny
    Like Kirby vacuums. Guy came to sell on to my mother-in-law for $1 per day. She said she can't afford it.

    "You can't afford $1 a day?" he said.

    "No," she said, "I can't afford $365 per year."

    So much for his commission on a $1,300 vacuum.

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  17. Terrific! by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Billy-boy can give me one of those dual-core Longhorn-capable machines for free, and Sun can give me a nifty SPARC-powered machine for free.

    Then I'll install Linux on them, and forgo the software rental fees.

    steve

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  18. Re:A return to appliances? by John+Miles · · Score: 4, Funny

    And at the end of your lifetime, you will still own nothing.

    Which is not necessarily a deal-breaker, seeing as how I'll be dead and all.

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