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NTT DoCoMo's 4G Tests Hit 300Mbps
haunebu writes "'Your brand-spankin'-new 3G phone is nearing obsolesence: NTT DoCoMo reveals the results from a new 4G test system.' says TheFeature. While in a car moving at 30kph, DoCoMo engineers managed a peak throughput of 300Mbps and a sustained transfer rate of 135Mbps with their new variable spreading factor orthogonal frequency code division multiplexing (WSF-OFCDM) downstream technology. Who comes up with these names, and how does Japan manage to stay lightyears ahead of everyone else in wireless?"
Because they aren't playing StarCraft all the time!
One second, I'm knocking on the front entrance of an upper middle-class home in a respectable eastern Porn Valley `burb, the next second, as I step inside, I'm confronted mere inches away with the demonically-energized sight of Melanie Jagger anally fisting Audrey Hollander as Otto Braun gets ready to pop.
Ah, another Skeeter Kerkove love story, this one entitled Sodomy: Law of the Land, for Metro's newish hardcore imprint, Fusxion.
"Anal fisting," Skeeter pontificates, as he tends to do, "the essence of true romance."
"Cum in her [Hollander's] ass," he directs Braun. "She'll fart it out into your [Jagger's] mouth."
Braun blows his "cock snot" (a big thank you to the inimitable Jim Powers, manning the camera, for expanding my porn vocabulary. - Ed. ) straight into Hollander's heinie hole, she loudly felches it out, and Jagger hungrily laps it up like she's just fallen off the wagon.
"Yum," she says in between gulps, scooping more of the stuff out with her fingers, lickin' em clean, then, for desert, fisting her own ass.
"Now you see why sodomy is the law of the land," Skeeter pronounces into the camera with authority.
A bit later, I witness an equally debauched scene in which former Penthouse Pet Venus, one big-time super-whore (even my jaw dropped at her maelstrom of depraved energy, which is saying something), pulls a double "A" train care of Mark Wood and Benjamin Bratt, loudly exclaiming, "Oh my fucking God."
"Excellent," Skeeter says, "Now let's fill her up with love juice."
The boys squirt in her gaping crapper, she digs it out with her PVC-gloved hand, sucks it dry, then slurps the rest of the spent man muck up off the rug.
I love you Americans. Pearl Harbor was "senseless genocide", invading Iraq was neccesary to protect America from all those WMDs Saddam was supplying to Al Qaeda, inmates of Guantanemo Bay are entitled to the protections of neither the Geneva Convention, nor the US Constitution.... and you wonder "why do all the nasty foreigners hate us so much?"