Quick Fixes For Those Pining For A 6-foot Cabinet

Joe Barr writes "Over at Newsforge [part of OSDN, like Slashdot], there's a look at the arcade/system emulator movement and two Linux-based Live CDs designed to put you in touch with your inner Donkey Kong: KnoppixMAME and AdvanceCD. I'm happy with gameplay under both. I only wish I knew more about the legality of using them." S!: We previously covered release details on KnoppixMAME and AdvanceCD last year, and also mentioned the categorically legal, if limited StarROMs site on Slashdot Games a few weeks back.

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Donald Duck

[Anonymous Coward]

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DOMKORE ANNOUNCES NEW GOVERNORSHIP OF /.TROLLING

[Anonymous Coward]

DomKore Announces New Governorship of Slashdot trolling by new Early Post Dominance

Today, trolling group DomKore, believed to be a group inspired by TrollKore in their radical opposition to the GNAA announced that they would be starting a new campaign of Early Post Dominance to enforce their Iron Grip over the already faltering GNAA.

Slashbot reporters gained exclusive permission to interview Xenophon, the Renegade Master of the DomKore trolling group on his line on the EP Dominance, TrollKore, and the GNAA

SLASH: So why have you chosen Early Post dominance as the vehicle for your message.
XENOPHON: Well, we wanted to avoid potentially difficult First Post trolling which risks 'YOU TOTALLY FAIL IT' rebuttals as well as being anti-social in depriving more on-topic trolls of valuble FP real-estate. However DomKore's high quality of EP will always aim at the first five posts for high visibility.
SLASH: We're guessing from your name that you are TrollKore supporters. Is this so, and why then have you chosen not to join forces with TrollKore, rather than cause further problematic splintering of the Troll Community?
XENOPHON: Primarily yes, we do support many of the same principles as TrollKore (and MooKore), namely radical opposition to the GNAA. What sets us apart though is a desire to radically alter the landscape of trolling by innovative content and trolls which surprise and amuse -- further contrasting with the GNAA's redundant and predictable 'Gay??, Nigger??, Gay Nigger??' style of troll.
SLASH: So could you explain in layman's terms how you view the *Kores, versus the GNAA?
XENOPHON: Well, in terms that a fuck tard Slashdot audience can understand: *Kore is like *NIX, and the GNAA is like M$. Consider this comparison with the development of Operating Systems.

[TrollKore // AT&T UNIX ] (Original Hardcore OS)
``-[MooKore // BSD] (Modern Free UNIX Derivative)
``-[DomKore // Linux] (UNIX-inspired Free Kernel)

[GNAA // Windows 95 ] (Pile of shite perpetuated only by ignorance)

Thankyou, and Have a Nice Day [tm].

Xenophon, Renegade Master of DomKore

[ DomKore :: At the Game of the Head :: We own the game nigs ]
....[ Fuck you, fuck your momma, fuck your whole clique, ]....
....[ Matter 'fact fuck every nigger that you' down wit. ]....

Quick Fix For Droppings On Your Shoe

[Anonymous Coward]

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YOU FUCKING FAIL IT

[Anonymous Coward]

Sir, I am afraid that you fucking fail it. In future you may find that Daffy Duck gives a more effective Screaming O-----m for you fristy psot.

Thankyou, and Have a Nice Day [tm].

Xenophon, Renegade Master of DomKore

[ DomKore :: At the Game of the Head :: We own the game nigs ]
....[ Fuck you, fuck your momma, fuck your whole clique, ]....
....[ Matter 'fact fuck every nigger that you' down wit. ]....

Yeah, Mame on LiveCD with no Roms

[layer3switch]

"...includes three truely free games.."

Huge bonus there. Maybe they will start shipping with nethack and you got yourself a whopping 4 games to last your 3 minutes tensionspan for another 2 min.