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Digital Photography Composition 101

Darren writes "With the 'Rise of the Digital Camera' I suspect we will also see the 'Rise of the Dodgy Digital Photo'. As digital cameras get in the hands of more and more snap happy photographers there will be more and more average images cluttering the PC's of the world. Already there must be millions of self portraits taken at arms length (complete with double chins), countless pictures of Aunt Mildred (cut off at the knees) and just as many out of focus shots of everyday objects in the living rooms of new digital camera owners too lazy to move from the couch. Its time to learn how to take good digital images before its too late! Digital Photography Composition Tips aims to teach the world a few basic guidelines for improving digital photographer's skills everywhere."

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  1. Oh boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    More *in focus* voyeur pics. Keep tuned in.

  2. that's gruesome by blue_adept · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want to see any pics of Aunt Mildred cut off at the knees!

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    1. Re:that's gruesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      I do. I got straight A's five years in a row and Jesus never brought me a pony. Aunt Mildred's a damned dirty liar.

  3. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great....I go on a trip of a lifetime to Africa. I see 50+ lions, hippos galore, giraffe, elephant, rhino, wildebeast and everything else under the sun. I take 1,100 digital photos.

    I arrive back at work on Monday, and Slashdot gives me the info I needed.

    Grrrrr...

  4. More hi-tech digital photography by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    For those who haven't tried it yet:

    HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN THRU YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR !
    Go to the Free Internet Photo From Your Monitor website
    *Sit in front of your monitor.
    *Look directly into the activated object.
    *Click "Take Photo" - below with your cursor/mouse
    *Don't forget to smile at the "camera."

    Note: not affiliated to the website.

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  5. Good techniques by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will studying proper digital photography techniques get rid of my double chin?

  6. The 1500s just called... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the 'Rise of Oil and Canvas' I suspect we will also see the 'Rise of the Dodgy Oil Painting'. As oils, brushes, and canvas get in the hands of more and more amateur painters there will be more and more average paintings cluttering the walls of the world. Already there must be millions of self portraits (complete with double chins), countless pictures of Aunt Mildred (cut off at the knees) and just as many poorly drawn renderings of everyday objects in the living rooms of new painters too lazy to move from the couch. Its time to learn how to make good art before its too late! Drawing and Painting Composition Tips aims to teach the world a few basic guidelines for improving painter's skills everywhere.

  7. What a strange lead-in by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the 'Rise of the Digital Camera' I suspect we will also see the 'Rise of the Dodgy Digital Photo'. As digital cameras get in the hands of more and more snap happy photographers there will be more and more average images cluttering the PC's of the world.

    Oh my, is that negative or what? And a bit misguided too, in that (a) digital cameras are hardly new, and (b) this is a topic from the rise of the point-and-shoot camera era many decades ago. I did get a chuckle of out "I suspect," though. It sounds like something Peggy Hill would say :)

  8. Re:How about throwing away 999 out of 1000? by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that 1 of 10 is a pretty good number. Most people aren't getting published, they are just taking pictures for themselves and friends.

    Look through Joe Random's 64M compactflash card that has 500 pictures on it and I bet you could find 50 pretty good ones. The trick is to take those 50 out of context (ie, delete all the other crappy ones and merely 'good' ones) and all of a sudden it looks like he took 50 really good pix. He did, actually, but you need to learn to only go public with the good ones and not show all the ones that aren't as good as those 50.

    Hence the rule.

    And the biggest reason I can't take pictures as good as the photographers for Penthouse / Playboy has nothing to do with technical merits or ability and everything to do with that pesky restraining order.

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  9. Re:A conspicuous social artifact of digital camera by mrhartwig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, been there, done that. Was trying to do something "artsy" for my high school photography class back in the late 70's....

    And no, don't ask for the pic. A) I ain't that good-looking, and B) Heaven only knows where the negative & print is.

  10. Re:Set the camera to dummy mode by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that the mode where you hand the camera to someone nearby and say, "Here, I'm too stupid to use this."

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