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Native American Wireless ISP Launched

babynerd writes "On Tuesday June 1st the Coeur dAlene tribe unveiled the Turbocharged Broadband Geek Project. The scheme, organized by project head Valerie Fast Horse and funded by a $2.8 million dollar grant from the USDA Rural Utilities Service and a 15% in kind match from the tribe itself, will help build a community technology center (CTC) with 40 computers, and a wireless broadband ISP that will provide high-speed wireless access to anyone living on and near the reservation at a price comparable to that of any other DSL or Cable Internet providers - there's currently no broadband Internet access of any kind available."

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  1. Smoke Signals by Greenisus · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...very slow bandwidth . . . .

    1. Re:Smoke Signals by owlstead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but if you tend your fire carefully you can achieve an always on connection. During daytime, that is...

  2. "organized by project head Valerie Fast Horse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Valerie Slow Horse prefers a floppy disk for data transfer...

  3. Netcraft confirms it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad they ain't running Apache... maybe they've had bad experiences in the past?

  4. About time. by Blue+Eagle+26 · · Score: 0, Funny

    The old smoke signals had terrible throughput!

    1. Re:About time. by acariquara · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, but that was not because of link reliability as much of extra bits that were unneeded. The ancient PoS (Packet-over-Smoke) protocol was *really* a POS.

      When SSNeP was introduced the overall performance reached full potential.

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  5. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now homeowners associations can keep Indians from putting antenae on thier tee pees

  6. This is really wierd! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting to think my history teacher is psychic. Today, we watched Smoke Signals in class and now there is this in the news. Last week, we finished talking about Ronald Reagan, now he died. A while back, we talked about Elia Kazan in the 50's, within a week, he died. Wierd...

    I should get him to talk about Bill Gates...

  7. Re:No such thing as a "Native American" by brulman · · Score: 4, Funny

    actually several of us were born here.

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    "the best safety of the frontier...will be secured by total annihilation of the few remaining indians" L Frank Baum 1890
  8. second time's the charm by sacrilicious · · Score: 4, Funny
    the Turbocharged Broadband Geek Project. The scheme, organized by project head Valerie Fast Horse

    A previous attempt by a different group of native Americans failed to crystallize into an actual broadband offering. That group's spokesman, Eddie Slow Turtle, had no explanation.

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  9. The Land of Idaho by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Idaho...where men are men and the women, well they kind of look like men too.

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  10. Re:Turbocharged? by GPLDAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Turbo Pascal, product by Borland.

    The word "Turbo" has become part of the lexicon for describing anything fast. I don't think anyone really understands that the product is not using it's own exhaust gases to boost internal horsepower. Imagine if Slashdot did that, it would FLY. God knows there is so much exhaust gas around here.

  11. Old news. . . . by Rogue+Leader · · Score: 2, Funny

    Native Americans have had wireless communication for centuries. Smoke signals, anyone? No offense to my red brothers, we smokem peace pipe.

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  12. Re:what are those mini-Vegas' for? by TheAngryArmadillo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crap, now I hate myself for having both THEY and WE ancestry. I think I'll go outside and kick my own ass then give my land back to myself.

  13. Re:what are those mini-Vegas' for? by ePhil_One · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once you give it back to yourself, don't forget to start your Casino!

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  14. Re:what are those mini-Vegas' for? by Merovign · · Score: 2, Funny

    I vote we take everybody who wants to frame all their relations with other people based on what happened before they were born, and everyone who wants to punish someone else for something their ancestor did, and everyone who wants reparations for events which involve no one who is alive today, and we put them all in a BIIIIG room.

    And we give each one of them a grenade.

    And we close the door.

    And pour concrete over it.

    How's that for a solution to the twin problems of overpopulation and regional/racial hatred?