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cyberscribe writes "Project K++ just released its first alpha version today. The project aims to explore computer-generated abstract art using PHP and Ming. The name of the project is an homage to Wassily Kandinsky, father of abstract art. Caution: the Flash movies can be intensive on your graphics card. Other caution: hitting reload to see the next cool computer-generated abstract 'painting' can be highly addictive."
Altise - GNAA, Nigeria.
Arf Arf. International rap sensation Earl 'DMX' Simmons has announce that he swings his gat on the other side of the hood. Our journalists tried to contact the star, whose first four albums debuted at the top of the charts, to find out what his family thought.
"My wife is obviously devastated that the whole marriage was a sham. As expected, she wants a divorce and custody of the kids, who don't know yet. The truth is I didn't do as many shows as she was led to believe. I am gay and I am now proud after finding out about an organization like the GNAA which has shown me that's there are many black men just like myself who are gay. It don't make a matter in my music and my movies. Truth is, I've been gay for nineteen years. If haters wanna fight me, they can fight these tears. I'm tired of weak ass niggas who can't deal. It's a fact of life and X is still X and will always be X. I'm glad to be on board with the GNAA."
The GNAA welcomes the hip hop sensation and creator of hit tracks such as "X Gon Giv It 2 Ya" and "Where da hood at?" with open arms. A celebrity of this magnitude should provide some great publicity for the GNAA and get their name out even more.
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which defines the man I was made to be,
cause I'm a nigga who's goin down in history.
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First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please
LYSOL PRESENTS
/server irc.gnaa.us
/join #gnaa
/part #gnaa
/part
/msg timecop So, when you bringing the nubile virgin boys?
An Internet Relay Chat Tutorial
* What is IRC?
IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. IRC is the official communications
medium of gay niggers worldwide, and although many of our brethren find it
to be a difficult thing to get used to, it doesn't have to be!
Like many of the things on the internet, IRC follows a client-server model
of operation. There is a central server (or network of servers) that handles
communications between many clients. To start chatting, you need a client,
and a server to connect to. There are many networks made especially for
white males from Norway, but there is one network for gay niggers. This
network can be reached via irc.gnaa.us.
Also, you need to be in a channel to talk to gay niggers. An IRC channel
is (almost) always prefixed with #. The channel you will want to connect to
in this instance is #gnaa (case is irrelevant). Once in the channel, you
will see (usually) a list of nicks (users) on the side, or displayed as a
list. Most clients will show a @ next to certain nicks. These nicks have
channel operator status, and can kick you the fuck out. If you are a white
hetero in #gnaa, this will be used, so please, do not be white or straight.
So, I'm sure you want to get going, so we're going to get you an IRC
client. We're going to assume you're using Windows, because only nullo
losers from Finland use Lunix. Go to http://www.mirc.com and click on the
link that says 'Download mIRC'. Then a whole bunch of states will appear,
and you can click on any of these to download mIRC.
Next, run the installer, and say yes to it a few times. You will have an
icon with some fruity letters that says mIRC. Double-click this. It will pop
up a window asking for a real name, nickname, alternate nickname, and email
address. Just put "nigger@gnaa.us" as your email, and for real name, please
put "Gary Niger". For nickname, we suggest something not only nubian, but
funky! Next, click on ok, ignoring the rest of the useless features.
In the main window you should see a big empty white space with one line of
white space on the bottom. All commands in most IRC clients start with "/",
so get used to it fast.
To connect to a server:
To join a channel:
To part a channel:
or just
while in the window
To talk to someone privately, double-click their name, or type:
or something like that.
These are just the very basics! In the next installment I will show you
more things about the wonderful world of Gay Nigger IRC, including file
transfers, operating your own channel, and how to properly fuck with IRCops
(i.e. Pi).
~lysol
lysol (at) meatbox.net
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members
all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet,
and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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SCO and the associated SCO logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of The SCO Group, Inc. in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX and UnixWare are registered trademarks of The Open Group in the United States and other countries. All other brand or product names are or may be trademarks of their respective owners.
This news release contains forward-looking statements that involve risks, uncertainties and assumptions. All statements other than statements of historical fact are statements that could be deemed forward-looking statements. These statements are based on management's current expectations and are subject to uncertainty and changes in circumstances. Actual results may vary materially from the expectations contained herein. The forward-looking statements contained herein include statements about the consummation of the transaction with SCO and benefits of the pending transaction with SCO. Factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from those described herein include the inability to obtain regulatory approvals and the inability to successfully integrate the SCO business. GNAA is under no obligation to (and expressly disclaims any such obligation to) update or alter its forward-looking statements, whether as a result of new information, future events or otherwise.
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I've got some computer generated art here They are generated by applying a genetic algorithm to the parameters of an iterated function. The program tries to maximise a weighted sum of the powers of the spatial frequencies whilst minimizing the clumping of the trajectories in phase space, leading to some quite intricate and structured patterns.
...than rowing across the Atlantic Ocean.
Maybe you people should just talk about Caps Lock some more.
but it still kinda sucks. They should make it generate random porno scenes. Now There Is A Money Maker!