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Bluetooth Gets Faster & Requires Less Power
An anonymous reader writes "The Bluetooth Special Interest Group (BSIG) has announced a new specification named "Enhanced Data Rate" or EDR for short. EDR aims to provide faster data transmission and reduce the power consumption from traditional Bluetooth technology. The data speeds will be roughly three times faster which means you could easily use multiple Bluetooth devices simultaneously. The reduced power consumption also means longer battery life and less heat generated. The new EDR standard will be backward compatible with the current standard Bluetooth devices. This makes upgrading to the new standard effortless."
June 7th, 2004
Reporting from The Motherland
In the wee hours of Monday morning tireless GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) soldiers were gathering intelligence reports on AOL. GNAA has been at war for some time with the AOL-Time Warner Corporation and recently tensions have risen to a boiling point.
"It was clear that things were about to get nasty," recalls GNAA member penisbird while he took part in a massive gay orgy, "but we never expected this, ah yeah, you give the best rim-jobs Shaquille O'Neil."
While launching some minor trolling raids into AOL territory, the surprise news hit them. The FBI had decided to join the ranks of AOL's dreaded KKK group.
"It came as a surprise, the FBI has always leaned on the side of Whitey, but this is further than we ever expected them to go," reports GNAA member rkz.
So GNAA, never a group to take things lying down, grabbed their ginormous cocks and battled back.
GNAA members Ghostface and Method Man quickly plunged balls deep into AOL's wide open servers. In the ensueing battle AOL proved to be a paper tiger and the gay niggers that they had kept as prisoners were liberated in the pre-dawn raid. All employees were forced to listen to the "You've got mail!" soundbyte until they all committed suicide.
"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nutin' to fuck wit'," proclaimed a triumphant Ghostface.
The FBI has remained on the sidelines during the intense battle that has gone on between GNAA loyalists and AOL catamites. They have yet to even confirm that the alliance exists. GNAA operatives speculate that the move was a bluff by AOL.
"It was a bluff," quoth penisbird.
We will simply have to wait and see how events unfold from here.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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I hate sigs.
rolloffle - London branch of GNAA For immediate release.
We all know that washed up child stars tend to have no sense of morality - it's a fact. In retrospect, why should we be surprised when former Star Trek star Wil Wheaton was caught in the process of digging up Ray Charles' shrivelled nigger body for his own perverse gratification?
Perhaps the pressure of fame and fortune as a child has warped his mind; maybe his wife and young boys are not enough to satisfy his sick, rastapedic impulses. Whatever the "reason" for Wheaton's deranged attempt to elope with a deceased soul singer, his behaviour is absolutely inexcusable.
But this isn't all, dear readers. Police who arrived on the scene of the necrophiliac Wheaton's crude single-spaded exhumation of Charles were disgusted to discover the decomposing corpse of the honourable Ronald Reagan placed in a rusty wheelbarrow. Wheaton later confessed that he simply "dumped" his new acquisition on top.
Evading police officers, Wheaton then trundled the wheelbarrow as quickly as possible to his waiting car before emptying its contents and the spade into the boot. He allotted approximately two hours of time to speed back to his home to enjoy intimate relations with Reagan and Charles before their pong became too overpowering. He allegedly finds this a turn-off.
To compound this spectacular error of judgement, the person who caught Wheaton in the middle of fulfilling his fuck fantasy was his three year old son, Ryan. Ryan entered the living room where Wheaton was enjoying an undisclosed DVD and the two corpses; he had been made suspicious by the smell of shrivelled nigger carcass permeating the family home.
At this point of the sordid tale the GNAA enters the sequence of events. Outraged by the violation of both our eldest and highly respected member and the greatest president the greatest country on this planet has ever known, a storming of the two-storey Wheaton house was organised and carried out in the nick of time. For the washed-up Stand By Me actor had turned on his toddling child and was preparing to silence him with his tumescent honkey phallus.
Nigger Stormtrooper BoneTap fired several bullets into Wheaton's head and chest, sending him sprawling to the semen-stained living room floor where he died instantly. His last words were reportedly a weedy "Fark!". At a press conference several hours later, GNAA spokesperson Popeye Washington was dismissive of the work, simply stating, "Wheaton was a menace who had to be stopped. We did what needed to be done. We're not heroes. We just believe strongly in consensual nigsex.".
The whereabouts of Reagan and Charles are currently unknown.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again.
That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
Bluetooth is dead
why is it that this sounds like an advert from The Bluetooth Special Interest Group? nothing like the slashdot geeks to drum up some preorders for usless technology
They ARE going to include Helix with it, RIGHT?
It's Christmas everyday with BitTorrent.