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Linus Torvalds Moving to the Silicon Forest
Evilive writes "According to KATU News, Linus Torvalds and family will be moving to Portland, Oregon so he can oversee the Open Source Development Labs. Torvalds says he and his family will make the move after his children finish school next week. Sayeth Linus: 'The plan was to try to acclimatize and have time to grow webbed feet (although I'm told there are implants available) by moving during the summer.'"
to grow webbed feet (although I'm told there are implants available
Those aren't the only implants you'll find on the west coast.
have time to grow webbed feet
What's next? beak? flippers?
Is Linus evolving in to Tux?
It's nerd gossip. We've got to get our celebrity entertainment from somewhere, and I don't like reading the ads in Women's Weekly. Er, I mean..
Well atleast we can rest assured that Linus is indeed not full of shit.
Sorry I couldn't resist that one.
And more and more articles about what Linus thinks of the new town's grocery store, country sherif and those damn neighbors ("Dinkleberg!").
Jello Biafra:
I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland.
The night before we played at the Long Goodbye.
I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night.
A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night.
And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this
bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires,
everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid,
right. Well, they drove up to me
and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey, faggot,"
and showered me with some water.
So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock.
Now, I waited, walked down about a block to
where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside,
and sure enough they drove around again.
They said, "Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?" I said,
"I don't know" and they squirted me again.
So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car.
They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store,
who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer,
and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling,
"We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you,
you motherfucker."
So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside,
held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door
to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth,
beating on it with their club, yelling,
"We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you,
you god damn faggot." I just looked at them.
So, there was a crowd gathering by this time
and these kids were standing nearby and they said,
"Oh, look at him, he's insane." I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out.
I yelled at them, "Take me to a mental hospital right away.
I wanna be be put away.
Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away.
Please put me away now."
They said, "Alright, faggot, we're calling the police." So they called the police.
The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks.
He opens up the door, "Get out of there, you,"
throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back.
Then he goes over to the jocks, "Now what happened here?
It looks like we're going have to take him to jail
but we got to have the full story first"
So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole
Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah,
ace in the hole, and they go, "Well, goddammit,
the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right,
so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him.
I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit.
Let me kill him."
So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home,
and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence.
And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon?
Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet.
So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories.
That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose.
If we follow LT's average location over the last 10 years it is clearly tending towards ... Redmond, WA. The implications
of this do not bear thinking on.
Yes, New Jersey. (flush)
What is with all these stupid 'Silicon' names?
HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
Portland is probably more familiar to someone from Finland than most of California, too
You say that like it's a good thing.
I've never figured out the immigration patterns of the Northmen. They get off the boat in NYC and can go anywhere in the US from there. Florida, SoCal, Arizona, or even just stay in southern NY. Where do they go? Minnesota.
Feels like home I guess, but to my mind that's the problem.
KFG
If a parse tree falls in Silicon Forest and no one is around, does it leave a log file?
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You know, this is really just an example of my own ignorance/stupidity - but I guess I've just always figured that hardcore geeks like Linus wouldn't have kids since they demand so much attention.
"Daddy daddy! Come look at the bug I found!"
"Bug? What bug? My system is perf... ohhhh THAT kind of bug. Not right now, sweetie - daddy's compiling."
Quit telling people how great it is here... we have enough people already and do not need more!
Oregon SUCKS, SUCKS I tell you. It rains ALL the time here. You'll forget what blue sky looks like. Housing prices are insane. Traffic is insane. We have rattlesnakes and bears, BEARS! The women are FAT and ugly unwashed hippes with long braided armpit hair. The rare cutie knows how rare she is and has an attitude to match.
No sir, nothing to see here... move along... move along please...
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Torvalds says he and his family will make the move after his children finish school next week
Shouldn't that be Finnish school?
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Please tip your servers.
I've lived in Oregon all my life but for college, so here's my insider's view of the self-serve issue.
1) Oregonians are cheap.
2) Oregonians are tired of being rained on.
So, basically, people here knew that if there was self-serve gas, they'd have to use it because it was cheaper. But then they'd get wet. So it's easier to outlaw self-serve, so everyone has to share the same luxury.
Makes complete sense if you've lived here long enough.
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The cop who took me down there [...] swore that he'd never seen more white trash than in Portland.
Hey, careful. You insult our hometown like that, and we'll send local celeb Tonya Harding around to break your kneecaps.
Oh, wait. Gee, I guess you're right after all.
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
Does that meen that you have the death penalty for shop lifting? or Speeding? or Jay walking (crossing the road not at a designated crossing point)? All are criminal activitys Wow the USA is such a great place!
no no no no no...it's only for self defense.... no...must...not...reply....to...flamebait.... if someone presents a threat to your life, must...STOP! cannot... has the opportunity AND the ability nooooo to end your life, you have the right to defend yourself i...have...succumbed! aaaarrrgh! you don't just go around shooting jaywalkers, shoplifters, etc. it doesn't work that way flamer...has...won....MUARG!
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