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486 Turns 15 Years Old
wooby writes "The 486 processor , introduced in 1989 at 25 and 33MHz clock speeds, is now 15 years old. Intel's simultaneous launch of both the 486, a CISC chip, and the i860, a RISC chip, was a gamble. Remarks Intel's former CEO, Andy Grove: 'our equivocation caused our customers to wonder what Intel really stood for, the 486 or i860?'"
My pee smells like ramen.
and don't you forget it !
GEM kicks yo muthafsk'in 486 ass
and STILL rockin in da studio pumpin beats for [insert band name here]
Batman touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
Can you believe it? Batman did all this. He picked me up off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Wayne but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the batmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?
I do believe that if someone did that to me back in college, id have pounded them into the next life. Especially if they ruined any of my equipment..
14 is the age of consent? Have you guys mentioned this to the UN? They might take issue with that, since you are also under various treaties, as we are down south of you.
---- Booth was a patriot ----