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Google-Sponsored 2004 US Puzzle Championship

kublai kahn writes "On the NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle segment this past weekend, Will Shortz mentioned the 2004 US Puzzle Championship, sponsored by Google. Registration closes on Thursday 17 June, and the competition is conducted online on Saturday 19 June. "The top two US contestants will be selected to join the US Team at the World Puzzle Championship in Opatija, Croatia. Prizes will be awards to the top US contestants." (This was mentioned on Slashdot last year as well.) I'll be away from my internet connection over the weekend, but perhaps others from the Slashdot crowd can compete. Check the practice test to see if it's your cup of tea."

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  1. Hmmm by Grrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll be away from your internet connection?
    Away...
    uh...

    I just don't get it.

    <grrr>

  2. /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first puzzle would be how to avoid getting slashdotted.

    1. Re:/. effect by JaffaKREE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Puzzle: Page cannot be displayed.

      I won, I won !! woohooo !!

    2. Re:/. effect by mothz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn! The one time I actually want to RTFA!

    3. Re:/. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first puzzle would be how to avoid getting slashdotted.
      That one is easy: First put the PDF download URL on a rotating link. Then for each visitor check to see if the referrer is slashdot.org, if not offer the download URL, if so then redirect these users to a random URL within the slashdot archives. In the time it takes someone to not be an asshole and post a mirror you will have made it over the hump and in the process burned a bit of the slashdot site bandwidth in return for the "favor" they granted you...

      I am really surprised that this is not offered as a standard option on Apache.

  3. Here's the test... by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get the PDF file containing the instructions while the server has been slashdotted. Now that's a challenge!

  4. Make sure you read the instructions! by riptide_dot · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the real test, you should print and read the Preview Instructions well in advance of the actual test. The Preview Instructions may include special last-minute instructions that will not appear elsewhere.

    ...get...instructions...well...in...advance...but. ..must...get...last...minute...instructions...

    Okay I'm out. My brain already hurts...

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    I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
    1. Re:Make sure you read the instructions! by Lao-Tzu · · Score: 3, Funny

      The puzzle challenge is trying to comply with those instructions. I figure if you fork() the universe, and make one wait() for the other... hm...

    2. Re:Make sure you read the instructions! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 2, Funny
      Puzzle 1 is build yourself a time machine.

      Puzzle 2 is finding a way to remain interested in some puzzle competition when you could be off Dalek bashing in your time machine.

      (Sadly, I believe "The Puzzler" adventure of Doctor Who has been lost)

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      Squirrel!
  5. An excerpt. by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Funny
    An excerpt from the practice test:
    1. If 200,000 Slashdot geeks click a link to a website in a span of five minutes, to request a 1 meg PDF file from over your crappy T1, what will the average ratio of geek to T1 channels be over a minute? Assume a standard 24 channels per T1, and that the Slashdot audience will rabidly click and re-click the link until a successful connection is made.
  6. Hope springs eternal... by MindNumbingOblivion · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when I discovered they weren't talking about tetris, the white dove of hope came crashing back to earth in a fiery ball of feathers.

    At least I get some roasted avian out of the deal...

    --
    #define CLUE 0
  7. Think realistically here by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you actually think that there are 200,000 slashdotters that actually click links to RTFA? Let reduce that number down a bit.. say 5?

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    Hmmm.
    1. Re:Think realistically here by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its a trick question. Just because /.ers click the link does not mean that they actually read the page. They just have to look at the page long enough to determine whether it requires them to be aggressively favorable or bitterly critical of it.

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    2. Re:Think realistically here by sasquatch21 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your are forgetting the slashdot effect corollary:

      The slashdotters who click on the links and those that post comments are disjoint sets.

    3. Re:Think realistically here by MindNumbingOblivion · · Score: 2, Funny

      And while suffering through a /.-ing, we flaunt our superior hosting skillz.

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      #define CLUE 0
  8. Re:I got a puzzle for the puzzlers.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's a puzzle for you: walk on a bridge and find a way to instantaneously reduce the weight on the bridge by an amount that is exactly your weight.

  9. Today's puzzle test... by dos4who · · Score: 2, Funny
    Q. How do you recover a Windows Server from a Slashdot beating?

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    "Yes, I have a Disaster Recovery Plan. It's called my Resume"
  10. Practice puzzle slashdotted but I copied it here: by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 4, Funny

    This practice puzzle is a typical example of what you might expect to see at the Championship. There are other types of puzzles in the test, so if you don't score well on this don't lose all hope!

    The following might sound easy but it's harder than it sounds. The hardest puzzles are always the ones with the fewest rules!

    PRACTICE PUZZLE

    Join the dots with a line. There are only four rules:

    1. Only straight lines are to be used (no curves, bends or corners)
    2. These straight lines must start and end at a dot
    3. You may only go through a dot one time
    4. You may NOT intersect lines
    5. You may NOT lift the pen from the paper during the process of solving the puzzle once you have laid it on the paper

    Are you ready?

    Here's the puzzle:

    . .

    (NOTE: If you run out of ink once you start the puzzle you will be disqualified)

    (NOTE 2: this is a 2-dimensional puzzle. Any attempts to solve this puzzle in three-dimensional space will result in disqualification.)

    Scoring:

    less than 3 minutes - Incredible! We recommend you take part in the competition. May we commend your parent's rearing skills!

    3-6 minutes - Pretty good. If your skills in other types of puzzles are at this level or higher, we recommend signing up! You might have been deficient in some nutrients as a child.

    6-12 minutes - Decent. If this type of puzzle is not your forté and you are better at others you might still have a chance.

    12-20 minutes - Poor. Sorry, but your dot-connecting skills are not up to par with our competition. This is probably because you were dropped on your head as a baby.

    Over 20 minutes - Abysmal. Your parents must have a postgraduate degree in any social sciences subject. Thus is life.

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    "We have an A-Bomb...what more do you want, mermaids?" --I.I. Rabi, speaking in defense of Robert Oppenheimer
  11. The Ultimate Google Puzzle Game by BRock97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google + Boggle =

    Boogle! Fun for the entire family! Do a hidden word search on each Google query!

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    Bryan R.
    The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, or $12.50 as seen on eBay.....
  12. It's not Will Shortz... by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it's Puzzlemaster Will Shortz. Please show proper respect, or we will send a (24-Down) to (10-Across) out your porch light.

  13. Re:They better get *better* servers by ePhil_One · · Score: 3, Funny
    As a matter of fact, there is. All other things being equal, a 100Mbit connection will return a ping faster than a 10Mbit connection, since the ping will get onto the wire faster.

    Rule number one, all things are never equal.

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    You are in a maze of twisted little posts, all alike.
  14. Re:Practice puzzle slashdotted but I copied it her by V_drive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Join the dots with a line. There are only four rules:

    1. Only straight lines are to be used (no curves, bends or corners)
    2. These straight lines must start and end at a dot
    3. You may only go through a dot one time
    4. You may NOT intersect lines
    5. You may NOT lift the pen from the paper during the process of solving the puzzle once you have laid it on the paper

    Are you ready?


    "I see five rules"
    "I'm sorry, but there are actually only four rules"
    [ZOT!]
    "AAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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    char *mySig;
  15. It's in CROATIA!!! by bigdady92 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's in the middle of f'n nowhere and you want me to go there to solve puzzles? What am I supposed to do for fun, cross the border and pick me up some romanian women???......

    sign me up...

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    Wheel of Time: Book by Book and Sumview (summary review) Bigdady92 style: http://bigdady92.blogspot.com/
  16. Opt-Huh? by droleary · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, you have to love the opt-in selection on the registration page:

    Click here if you would like to be contacted by Google regarding employment opportunities and other promotions.

    Pay me $100k to work for them or spam me to decrease my mortgage payment while I increase my penis size; it's all the same, right? Why, Google, why?