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Where Have All the Venture Capitalists Gone?

Posted by Cliff on from the show-me-tha-money dept.

artlu asks: "I have a great idea for a dotcom company, and I just started to execute the initial stages of my business plan. I developed the initial website, gained a user base, and am about to incorporate in Florida. Now I need to find a venture capitalist! However, every capitalist I approach is fearful of dotcoms. I ask the Slashdot community: How do I find a post-bubble dotcom investor?"

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  1. A couple of suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    First, get a camera, a bottle of vodka, a 14 year old prostitute (possibly younger depending on which state you're in) and a rich pederast with a taste for the drink.

    Mix and record the moment. That should fuel most of your business ventures for awhile until the geezer contracts VD and croaks.