Spammer Apologizes
radarsat1 writes "The Globe and Mail reports that Canadian professional spammer Eric Head, after being sued by Yahoo!, has apologized formally for his behaviour and vows to mend his ways by teaching others about the dangers of the internet. Let's hope others begin to take his lead."
I'm sure I'm sorry...
What is this guy going to say? "Now that I can't make money off the internet you shouldn't go on it because it's... DANGEROUS"?
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An apology note was sent out to all his victims via email.....
This is my sig, show me yours
He promised to email a personalised apology to everyone he affected, and as an added bonus, offer a low low price subscription to apologise.for.me
"I'm so sorry that I'll apologise to everyone I've ever spammed. I wonder if they've heard about this great h3rb4l v!@gr4 I found last night..."
As part of the settlement I'd make him change his name to Richard
If he accompanies his apology with a pound of flesh, I'll accept it. My choice is his cerebellum.
I'm sorry you didn't want money from Nigeria or a larger penis. I was just trying to help. Love, Eric
Crushing my karma one post at a time.
Wanna give me 3 to 1 odds that the apology contains an "advertisement" for Viagra, Cialis, or other all natural herbal supplements?
if you accept this apology, please send $1 to
Sorry-man
Springfield, USA