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First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered

Posted by michael on from the uh-oh dept.

CHaN_316 writes "News.com.au is running an article about the First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered. The virus 'called Cabir - appears to have been developed by an international group specialising in creating viruses which try to show "that no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks"... until now it has had no harmful effect.' Cabir infects the Symbian operating system, and spreads via bluetooth. Great... lets see when we can download the world's first mobile phone anti-virus!"

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  1. Ring!...Ring!.... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go ahead, answer it. I dare you!

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    1. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot, hello. Yes he is, hold on. CmdrTaco, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Slashdot.

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  2. dupe... by Azathoth!EDC · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... dupe dupe. dupe of url, url, url.

    1. Re:dupe... by maxbang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, go easy on the editors - it's not their fault. Michael obviously has a Nokia Series-60 phone which has been infected. It's a variant and posts duplicate story submissions to slashdot. I've already tried to alert Sophos. They spat in my face and called me a liar.

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    2. Re:dupe... by bee-yotch · · Score: 4, Funny

      No No, see, this time it's a "virus" last time it was a "worm". So in about 9 hours time we should see the first cellphone "trojan". ;-)

    3. Re:dupe... by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      More info here.

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    4. Re:dupe... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh God. I hope we don't start seeing little script kiddie programs on our cellphones now. The day that some little skiddie attacks my phone with his little Sub7 trojan... I'm going to bash his skull in with a detached payphone.

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  3. say it with me now... by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our viral cellular overlords.

    {ring ring}
    You've been haxx0red!

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    1. Re:say it with me now... by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

      The new Verizon commercials show it:

      Guy with glasses: "C4N j00 h4> m3 n0\/\/? g00d, WTF!!!1111

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  4. I can see it now by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here it comes, SMS spam offering downloadable anti-virus software!

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  5. spreads via bluetooth huh.... by mobiux · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I just need to stay 15 feet away from everyone and I should be fine.

    Kinda like a real virus.

  6. maybe... by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    this virus has an unknown effect:
    it submits stories to /. over and over! ;)

  7. Waitaminnut-- by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is no dupe--this is the Slashdot.Editor.F work trying to propagate itself!

    Quick, close port 80!

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  8. Here's the dupe update by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Editors: feel free to copy/paste.

    Update: 06/15 15:15 GMT by M: You may remember we mentioned this earlier today.

    Helpfully yours
    *bow*

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  9. Cell phone virus? by weeboo0104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not nearly as bad as the virus I got from that public pay phone!
    That shanker lasted a week!

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  10. Infect *this* by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Funny
    These "Cabir" guys claim they're trying to show that "no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks".

    I'll believe that when they infect my refrigerator. Oops, looks like they already got that week-old bottle of milk...darn...

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  11. I got an idea!!! by Hassman · · Score: 5, Funny
    How about everyone post that this is a dupe instead of just ignoring this story and moving on with your life! Could we do that a little bit? Cuz of the 100 messages below only 99 of them speak the obvious.

    I know, I know. It is confusing and complicated. I myself didn't believe this was a dupe until I read the 65th post saying it was. To be honest, even then I was a little skeptical. So to be sure I read the next 20 posts. Sure enough they all agreed with the other 65 people: The story is a dupe.

    But for some reason, I still wasn't 100% convinced. To be super sure, I took a strole down to my crime lab and ran a few tests. The results?

    The framerate on Quake 3 is better when using the Radeon 9800 Pro compared to using a Voodoo 2.

    I realized that these benchmark tests were getting me nowhere, so I quickly ran outside and stopped a few people on the street. After explaining the situation on slashdot, 3 people quickly walked away, 2 spit on me, and the last guy asked me for change so he could take the bus. I gave him 35 cents.

    At this point I started panicing, as time is running out. I ran back inside read and yesterday's penny-arcade. What an eye opener... it dawned on me: NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF THIS STORY IS A DUPE. JESUS CHRIST, LEAVE IT ALONE AND MOVE ONTO THE NEXT STORY.

    That is all.

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