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Halo, Doom Sequels Rated - By Psychic

Posted by simoniker on from the more-accurate-than-many dept.

Friedenfelds writes "Xbox Nation magazine asked a psychic to predict reviews of Doom 3, Halo 2, and a bunch of other big Xbox games - the results are pretty funny." Among the games rated by "a bona fide soothsayer" are Halo 2 ("I see a lot of partnerships in the cards... there's a third in the works, but no one knows this yet. You'll enjoy it, but it's not great for any relationships you're in") and Doom 3 ("The review of the game, by the people... it's not going to play out as well as people expected. Maybe there was too much expectation.")

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  1. Who cares about Halo 2 and Doom 3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They got their hands on a real live psychic and didn't ask about the release date for Duke Nukem Forever?

    1. Re:Who cares about Halo 2 and Doom 3? by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 5, Funny

      The person was a psychic, not god. Psychics don't perform miracles.

  2. Top notch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Probably the most accurate game review I've read this year!

  3. Pfff! by Golantig · · Score: 5, Funny

    On Doom 3:

    "I think maybe the sales will be disappointing."

    Yeah, no-one is going to buy it; they'll just give it to their mates on 4 floppy disks.

  4. My Life Story by naden · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll enjoy it, but it's not great for any relationships you're in

    Funny .. I remember how I met my gf like it was only yesterday.

    The atmosphere, the excitement, the nervousness. The way she was holding that BFG.

    --
    Funtage Factor: Purple