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John Carmack's Test Liftoff a Success

brainstyle writes "Space.com is reporting that John Carmack of Armadillo Aerospace (and who apparently has some game design hobby) has had a successful launch of the prototype of its entry in the X-Prize. From the article: 'I had tried several algorithms on the simulator before settling on this one, and it behaved exactly the same in reality, which is always a pleasant surprise.'"

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  1. But can we use it as a weapon in DOOM3 ? by gorim · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we can't shoot it or drive it, what good is it ?

    1. Re:But can we use it as a weapon in DOOM3 ? by node+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If we can't shoot it or drive it, what good is it ?

      I bet I can guess who you're voting for this November.

    2. Re:But can we use it as a weapon in DOOM3 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      But no head of state has ever gone into outer space. Perhaps now would be the perfect time. Volunteers??

    3. Re:But can we use it as a weapon in DOOM3 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hardly, but if somebody said the X-Prize should automatically be given to the non-white colored spaceship, we'd all know who they'd be voting for.

    4. Re:But can we use it as a weapon in DOOM3 ? by terriblekarmanow+tm · · Score: 2, Funny

      And his bitch too.

      You mean Bill?

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

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  2. Simulator? by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    'I had tried several algorithms on the simulator before settling on this one, and it behaved exactly the same in reality, which is always a pleasant surprise.'

    I hope he's not referring to the "simulator" about the space marine on Mars/Phobos/Deimos...

    (especially not if the simulation behaved exactly the same)

    1. Re:Simulator? by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Funny

      (especially not if the simulation behaved exactly the same)
      I wouldn't mind if it includes the infinite respawns.

      I for one welcome our new BFG toting overlords!!! Of course I plan on being one of them.

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  3. Hopefully... by kcorporation · · Score: 5, Funny

    he'll have a deadline more precise than "when it's done" if he wants to win the X-Prize.

    1. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I think you're thinking about the Duke Nukem fornever team

  4. If he is building rockets.... by Cyb3rBull3ts · · Score: 1, Funny

    he isn't working on Doom 3!

    1. Re:If he is building rockets.... by Frnknstn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah... Fuck space flight, Doom 3 is a far more important achievement to humanity.

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  5. I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'I had tried several algorithms on the simulator before settling on this one, and it behaved exactly the same in reality, which is always a pleasant surprise.'

    I know not this reality which you speak of.

    1. Re:I'm confused. by caston · · Score: 0, Funny
      Gosh... I hope you don't treat your boss the same way your treat the bosses in video games.

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    2. Re:I'm confused. by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sigh... I'll explain this one more time.
      Reality is where the pizza is delivered from.

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  6. Re:It's always nice by trawg · · Score: 1, Funny

    You have favourite programmers?

  7. The X prize is a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    100 km is nothing! It just makes the thing a high altitude plane. You can't maintain a stable orbit a that altitude, and the planes that get up there are nowhere near escpae velocity.

    A rocket that can get up there will need more than just a few extra miles. It needs to travel at about 10 times the speed, have serious prtection for reentry, and have heavy shielding to protect it once it gets out of the Van Halen belt.

    1. Re:The X prize is a waste of time by joe_bruin · · Score: 5, Funny

      i almost thought you knew what you were talking about, until you got to the Van Halen belt.

  8. Go Johnny! by SlashDread · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cant wait to see that BFG M-II, scaled up to blast some astroids.

    "/Dread"

  9. It bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I get a feeling that somebody will mod this as flamebait, but I really rather hear your reply (or ancedotes to the contrary): look at this video detailing the rocket flight and in the end the flock of people jumping out from the van cheering: it is scary that I see no hot chick (tm) within the bunch - Carmack should be considered the acme of geeks, and even in his stratospheric residence where most of us can only dream of, it would seem that "surrounded by adoring female fans" is not part of the description.

    Beware, geeks, maybe there is no light at the end of the tunnel...

    1. Re:It bothers me by torpor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, when was the last time you saw hot chicks at the Cape?

      Baikonur?

      If there were more hot chicks at these places, I guarantee you we'd have moved all heavy industry and manufacturing into the Lagrange points by now ... but it appears hot chicks only like dudes with fast racey cars, and money. You ever heard of a "millionaire rocket scientist"? And no, Burt don't count, he's a full-on dork.

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    2. Re:It bothers me by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly you don't stalk... er... research Carmack as well as an average id geek - He's married!

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    3. Re:It bothers me by nunofgs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, he didnt have any chicks cause maybe he wasn't successful yet!

      You know what they say: "To get laid you have to be cute, be able to talk to women, or play an instrument... OR build a prototype for the X-Prize competition and have at least 1 successful launch"

  10. Real Rocket Jump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    John Carmack just showed us inferior quakers what a REAL rocket jump is like ...

  11. Re:Hope for all geeks out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > I wish I had as much free time as some of these people.:E

    He says, on slashdot.

  12. Re:Hope for all geeks out there by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 5, Funny

    With TONS of bugs and frogs, and a nonsensical japanese name

    I think you're thinking of John Romero - I hear he's working on a rocket powered by nothing but his own over-inflated ego.

    Id versus ego, who will win? Mwuhahaha!

    Ahem.

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  13. Re:The full scale vehicle is also flying, sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    zerg rush kekekekekekekekek ^_^

  14. Re:The full scale vehicle is also flying, sort of by dylan_- · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...where they took off from, all without ablating,...
    I want to see some form of "ablate" used in Doom3. As in, "you have been ablated by dylan_-'s rocket" or something...basically "First use of Ablate in a Computer Game".

    That's the kind of thing people really care about...

    (ps. Congrats on the rocket thing...)
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  15. Re:Standing that close! Idiots... by invid · · Score: 4, Funny

    They stood close because they were hoping the exhaust would dye their hair blond.

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  16. Re:This is what a rocket ship SHOULD look like.... by putaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    As Jerry Pournelle said, reporting on the first flights of the Douglas DCX (a prototype SSTO,{Single Stage to Orbit} spacecraft: "it lands on its tailfins, as God and Robert Heinlein intended."

  17. John Romero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    John Romero of Daikatana fame also had a much-hyped launch, but his ship was bloated and delayed for months and could only reach escape orbit at 10 frames per second.

  18. Re:The full scale vehicle is also flying, sort of by JebuZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh my god! If I post right now, I can almost claim I've spoken to John Carmack. I'll be lying, but this is my only chance.

    Hi John!

  19. The JC Factor by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Funny

    preface: This is a joke

    John Carmack always gets +5 when he posts something. It's not even a question, moderators are drawn to give up those points like a heroin addict looking to shoot up when they see his name.

    I think one day JC is going to just put "I farted, it stanks" and hit OK by accident, and then see the following on the comment:

    +1 Insightful
    +1 Funny
    +1 Interesting
    +1 Informative

  20. Re:Rockets Vs games by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you can add an armadillo easter-egg into D3 somewhere :-)

    Damn you, you just added another year to the release date.

  21. Re:Standing that close! Idiots... by eimaj · · Score: 3, Funny

    From what I've seen, Armadillo definitely practices safe rocketry.

  22. John Carmack first contact by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2, Funny

    A theoretical conversation between John Carmack the astronaut and ambassador Zarvox of Omicron Persei 8

    Zarvox: Greetings earthling. We come in peace. What is it that you do on your planet?

    Carmack: I make computer games where you run around and kill aliens.

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  23. In related news... by Greg@RageNet · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, the Mesquite Sheriff's department took a report from Little Billy Shumacker who's model rocket was stolen by a man with glasses who tried to offer him the cheat codes for 'god mode' for doom 3 in exchange.

    -- Greg

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  24. Re:Hope for all geeks out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He sold his soul for it. :)

  25. Re:tsarkon reports fuck you commie pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Compassionate conservatism?