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Lessons Learned From Blaster

CowboyRobot writes "It's been nearly a year since Blaster struck, causing hundreds of millions of dollars in fixes and lost revenue. Jim Morrison of Symantec goes step-by-step in looking at how the Blaster worm got out of control so quickly, and what lessons can be learned from that event, by studying how one utility company dealt with it." The story is written as a fun, technothriller narrative; here's an snippet: "The laptops, usually out in the field, were always a hit-and-miss proposition to find on the network and deliver a patch or to have the user take the machine to a field office. That meant that on the 16th they could see a flood of traffic launched against Microsoft. The second phase of Blaster, launching a DoS (denial of service) attack against windowsupdate.com, was imminent."

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  1. Jim has left the building by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eheh, I couldn't help but chuckle when I read "Jim Morrison". Totally destroys the seriousness of the article.

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    1. Re:Jim has left the building by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      In further news Jim morrison, in the form of a spirit guide advises people to avoid compiling their own windows components due to the virus threat:

      'If you build it- they will come....'

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  2. Getting hit by Blaster is like being.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lost in a Roman
    Wilderness of Pain
    And all the Children
    Are insane!

  3. Today's Tank McNamara says it all by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 3, Funny
  4. NCC 1701-D on Blaster by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The conference room used for the first discussions had been converted to a war room. The whiteboards were filled with IP addresses gathered by the help desk of systems suspected of being infected and trying to propagate the worm. Another list for all of the nonfunctional pay systems covered the entire portable whiteboard. These systems would have to be patched before they could be used to receive payments again.

    Red Alert! All senior officers to the battle bridge. Prepare for saucer seperation in T minus 3 minutes and counting.

    Picard: Data, can you locate the origin of infection?
    Data: It will take aproximatly 10 minutes to scan each subnet.
    Picard: We don't have that kind of time. Number One, options?
    Riker: Disconnect the OC3 and raise the firewall, leave no ports open.
    Captain: That should buy us some time but we need a better solution than that.
    Diana: I am sensing something captain, it feels as if the SUS server has fallen offline, we may have missed the latest patches
    Data: Her hypothesis could be correct

    We are the Borg, We will assimilate you!

    Captain: Damn, and here I was thinking it was The Boy and his nanites again

    No offense Wil :)

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  5. Jim Morrison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Blaster Worm awoke before dawn.
    He put his boots on.

  6. Re:How many times do people have to be told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've clicked on the words "Cindy Crawford Strip Tease.scr" in your post, but it doesn't seem to open the picture. What am I doing wrong?

  7. I thought he was with The Doors. by Hooya · · Score: 3, Funny

    naahh.. he had to fix the draft coming in from the Windows.

  8. Re:Lesson Learned... by ron_ivi · · Score: 2, Funny
    "millions of dollars in fixes and lost revenue"

    But how many millions of dollars saved, when people

    1. stopped playing solitare while their system was hozed.
    2. stopped reading slashdot while their system was hozed.
    3. switched to Linux, saving the company licensing costs for years to come.
    I'd love to see if these millions saved = the millions lost.
  9. I learned my lesson... by bpatterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought a mac.

  10. Re:Out of control? by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn skippy. Linux for critical systems, Windows for games.

    MCSE-minesweeper consutant and solitare expert.

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  11. Re:Out of control? by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love the little flash advertisement which is attached to this article, claiming Microsoft outperforms Linux by a factor of 276%. They must be talking about worm propagation efficiency.