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First Linux-only Retail Store?

Greedo writes "The Toronto Star is reporting that 'Toronto will become home this weekend to what's being touted as the first retail computer store devoted exclusively to Linux-based products.' The store, Sub500.com, will sell PCs and laptop computers based on Linspire. Marc and David Silverman had been selling Linux products over the Web for 18 months. They also operate a car wash and figured they could use surplus office space at that location to open a Linux store."

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  1. Great by mothz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing like a high-profile store in the back of a car wash to raise awareness for Free Software.

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... but I bet those cars are really clean.

    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And if the car isn't clean the first time through, you can wash it yourself the open source way.

  2. Uhh . . . by concatenation · · Score: 3, Funny
    They also operate a car wash and figured they could use surplus office space at that location to open a Linux store.
    A match made in heaven, no?
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    1. Re:Uhh . . . by zonix · · Score: 4, Funny

      A match made in heaven, no?

      Well, it still doesn't beat "Joe's Wedding Gift Shop And Auto-repair". :-)

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    2. Re:Uhh . . . by TrevorDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know... ...in the small town of Nezbit, Mississippi, there's a store named "Grapes of Wrath Liquor and Ammunition"... ...and sure as hell, they sell nothing but booze and ammo...

    3. Re:Uhh . . . by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are many such places all over the USA. The best are the drive thru ones.

      "I would like 2 boxes of Remington AA 12-gauge #8 shot, and... a case of Bud."

      True story.

      Oh yeah, linux and a car wash? Do you think the computers running the car wash side of the biz are using linux? If not...

  3. Wait a minute... by slashrogue · · Score: 5, Funny

    You say I can get a car wash and buy Linux-based software at the same time! Now will those car wash babes be geeks too?!? I think my car's dirty...

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by justkarl · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, car washes will be administered by outsourced programmers who desperately need work.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Now will those car wash babes be geeks too?!? I think my car's dirty..."

      From your comments, it looks like your car's not the only thing that's dirty.

  4. In other news... by revery · · Score: 5, Funny

    A sweat soaked Steve Ballmer announced that many stores that sell Windows will also be opening car washes to compete with this most recent threat from Linux.

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    1. Re:In other news... by mothz · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I put two dollars in the machine, pressed the button, pulled forward... and the roof collapsed on top of my car."

    2. Re:In other news... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      A sweat soaked Steve Ballmer announced that many stores that sell Windows will also be opening car washes to compete with this most recent threat from Linux.

      And thus, security flaws in Windows are blamed for soaked car interiors.

      (man, that Ballmer video is downright disturbing)

  5. Workin' at the car wash... by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    From the summary:

    They also operate a car wash and figured they could use surplus office space at that location to open a Linux store.

    Live wash: $5
    Full wash: $6
    Professional Wash: $7
    Pro. Wash + Source: $8

    Buy a Pro+Source on Tuesdays and get a free wax or a 32MB USB pen drive!

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    1. Re:Workin' at the car wash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Good job they don't run a funeral directors and a car wash. We had such a combination in our city. One day the signs outside each shop read:

      "For a complete and affordable service" | "Spare body parts bought and sold".

    2. Re:Workin' at the car wash... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If SCO finds out about this they'll start demanding $699 per wash. Hey, it's no less reasonable than their other demands.

    3. Re:Workin' at the car wash... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Er, no. The source would always be free. And nobody would buy a wash. Instead, they would spend several hours compiling their own from water, soap and wax.

      You know. To save $5.

      That's way too much for a car wash, especially since they don't even innovate that much at car washes anymore!

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  6. Wash Me by rute_1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question is: Do they do Windows?

  7. Sub500.com by scottennis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's hilarious they also have a US version of their store called sub300.com. Do they have to buy new domains whenever the exchange rate shifts?
    In Japan they're known as sub32000.com
    In Italy they're sub477777.com

  8. If only... by DrTobes · · Score: 2, Funny

    They used some of their surplus merchandise to run their website....

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=www.sub5 00.com

  9. Re:Leftorium? by British · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will this be something akin to the Leftorium (a la Simpsons) where a retail store opens to an exclusive market?

    If they wanted an even more exclusive market, they could cater to just left-handed Linux customers.

  10. Sub 500 by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    They live up to their name:

    HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected

    403.9 is indeed below 500...

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    1. Re:Sub 500 by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's only because they aren't using PHP. Believe me, they'd be getting 500s left and right.

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  11. Oh yeah... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and our web servers ran Apache, not IIS. (grumblegrumble)

  12. Poor IIS by n17ikh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linking to an IIS page on slashdot makes baby Jesus sad. HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected Internet Information Services Isn't it ironic how it's a site for selling Linux computers but runs on a Frontpage-generated, IIS served page. I bet it's the 5 connection version too.

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  13. #1 phrase overheard at the Linux store? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny



    Hey! Come back! You have to *pay* for that!

  14. Their site... M$? by Whatthehellever · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried to get to the sub500.com site and received this message:

    The page cannot be displayed
    There are too many people accessing the Web site at this time.

    Please try the following:

    * Click the Refresh button, or try again later.
    * Open the sub500.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.

    HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
    Internet Information Services

    Technical Information (for support personnel)

    * Background:
    This error can occur if the Web server is busy and cannot process your request due to heavy traffic.

    * More information:
    Microsoft Support

    Wait... They're running Windows as a web server?!?!?! What gives?

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  15. Re:Great to see a Linux-only store by nocomment · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see it, but unfortunately their IIS webservers couldn't handle the crunch.

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  16. Re:FrontPage?! by hey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I assume they are running FrontPage on WINE.

  17. Re:Not the first by a long shot by FullCircle · · Score: 4, Funny

    We haven't invaded Canada just yet.

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  18. Re:Not the first by a long shot by vandan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah. Toronta is in Canada, eh?
    Yes, it's only a matter of time then :)

  19. What about licenses? by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about SCO licenses? are the wholesale prices?

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  20. Re:Mouse pad? Bumper sticker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...yeah, the other one bought the t-shirt.