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Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide

jweatherley writes "The BBC are offering someone the chance to win a part in the forthcoming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. You just have to send them a picture of somewhere on Earth that deserves to be spared from the Vogons by 25 June - oh and be British!" Python impressions don't count ;)

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  1. Some quotes, perhaps? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yes... might as well start with some nice quotes from the book:

    "Drink up."

    He added, perfectly factually:

    "The world's about to end."


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    "You barbarians!" he yelled. "I'll sue the council for every
    penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And
    whipped! And boiled ... until ... until ... until you've had
    enough."

    Ford was running after him very fast. Very very fast.

    "And then I'll do it again!" yelled Arthur. "And when I've
    finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on
    them!"

  2. Cool, I have my towel and everything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they are giving away free Babelfish I am so there.

  3. I love HGTG by stev3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!" "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen."

  4. Don't spare THOSE places! by Shoeler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of asking places to be spared, can we ask for places to be obliterated?

    I won't say which places, of course. I'll be nice. (unless you ask nicely)

    1. Re:Don't spare THOSE places! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Instead of asking places to be spared, can we ask for places to be obliterated?
      You are American, right?

  5. Damnit by mphase · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm usually on the other end of this and now I know how much it sucks. I can't partake because I'm American, arg...I mean bloody hell mate I'm as British as apple pi...umm bangers and mash.

    1. Re:Damnit by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

      as British as apple pi

      Isn't that a highly irrational comment?

  6. Doesn't seem right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do Perl impressions count?

  7. Thanks /. ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    June 25 is in 3 hours in Britain. Timely.

  8. A picture to send by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps you have a picture of an animal in its natural habitat that blows you away

    goatse comes into mind for some reason...

  9. Re:Terry Gilliam by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

    so maybe there's luck that an emigrated Yank could score a roll... Here's hoping, at any rate.

    Maybe you've just got to have a real hunger for it...

    (where's -1: Groan, right?)

  10. Non-Brits, don't lose hope! by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 5, Informative

    In this thread on the article's BBC website, the Responsible Parties strongly hint that they're working on a similar contest open to all.

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  11. Re:whoohoo by hambonewilkins · · Score: 5, Funny
    To be fair, the Brits do get "Hedley and Wyche, the British toothpaste"

    Mike Myers: You Yanks have borrowed a lot of things from us Brits. You like our pubs, and you like our fish and chips. Well, let me let you in on another little secret: Hedley and Wyche, the British toothpaste!
    Phil Hartman: It's the only toothpaste we ever use. One tube lasts for years!
    Kevin Nealon: I've used Hedley and Wyche all my life and I've never had to go to the dentist!
    Chris Farley: And it tastes great on a cracker!
    Mike Myers: What makes brushing with Hedley and Wyche such a pleasure? The mild cleansing agent is combined with two tablespoons of pure cane sugar, for a smile that says, 'Yum, that tastes good.'
    All (singing): Hedley and Wyche, the British toothpaste, it works OK and it tastes real great!
    Narrator: Hedley and Wyche, the British toothpaste, for a smile that says: "Yum, that tastes gooood!"

    On second thought, maybe you have to see the SNL sketch.

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