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Official Firefly Movie Web Site Launched
The Orange Hatter writes "The official Universal Pictures web site for the Firefly Movie 'Serenity' is up. It includes a blog, message board, opportunites to get point for Firefly swag, and lots of other fun stuff. Check it out."
Congrats from Lynndie E.!
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...nobody gives a shit.
So it was a western in space. So what? The acting, writing, and everything else was only average. It wasn't the worst show on television, but it wasn't the best, either. I hope the film does so poorly that nobody ever considers doing a show remotely like it in 20 years, just so I don't have to hear all you greasy nerds complaining about how great it is and how it is such a travesty that FOX cancelled it.
Also, Buffy the Vampire Slayer can fuck off and die (oh wait, it already did!).
If you want to fight for something that's worth it, put your energy into killing the Simpsons and bringing back Family Guy (I hear it is returning on Cartoon Network soon) and Futurama (unfortunately it will never return, the group has broken up and it cost a fortune to produce).
If you do not comply, please travel to Iraq and get beheaded.
Why on earth would anyone make a movie out of Firefly? Let's see, a totally unbelievable melding of the western and space genres in an almost direct take-off of Cowboy Bebop with cheesy dialog and cookie cutter characters. Yeah, right, I can see how this would be seen as original.
I mean I know there are people out there who liked the show, but seriously, how can you even begin to compare this with the myriad number of other canceled but better shows that haven't gotten movie treatment? Let ALONE revised on TV itself.
I'm calling it right now, this is going to be a flop of titanic proportions. Not only does it have a miniscule audience, but the main plot for the show (and any sub-polots you can dream up) can't in trhe least be compelling. A two hour extravaganza to deliver penicillin to Trillium-6! Hooray!
The only credit I'll give Firefly was the scene in the first episode where he kicked the non-compliant bad guy into the engine's intake. THAT was original, unexpected, and highly amusing.
-rt
WHAT THE FUCK IS DIRST TOAST? I understand toast, but what the fuck is dirst?
Also, you fucking fail it. Pathetic. At least you failed so miserably that you might rethink future attempts at first post, you god damn motherfucking failure. Do the world a favor and first post a knife to your face!