Senate Unanimously Passes Anti-Camcorder Bill
jamonterrell writes "The US Senate just unanimously passed a bill allowing the criminal prosecution of recording movies with a camcorder in theatres. Victims of the new bill would face 3 years in prison on first offense (5 if it was done for profit), repeat offenders would get 10 years. As a side note, it will cost taxpayers an additional 5 million dollars per year through 2009 for enforcement." Several states have made recording in theaters a crime, although none of them have penalties nearly as harsh as this Senate bill.
I propose that Malda ratifiy new bylaws for moderation. Moderators must qualify on all the following points to be moderators.
1. Moderators must be at least 13 years of age.
2. Moderators must get laid regularly.
3. Moderators must have a halfway decent education.
4. Moderators must have less than seventy-five zits.
5. Moderators must not be social outcasts.
6. Moderators must know how to spell and type.
7. Moderators must demonstrate impartiality.
It is my sincere belief that if there be any moderation system at Slashdot, then certain norms must be followed - foremost by the moderators. Today the posters are not the issue - the moderators are. Mod points are grafted to friends who can continue to 'astro-turf' the discussions.
The common way for these 'regular moderators' whose points never run out is to up anything they agree with and down anything they don't agree with.
But free speech and debate do not work that way. The purpose of free speech and discussion is to arrive at truth.
The moderators at Slashdot today are brown shirts.
(And brown noses.)
"What could make a print job spool at unusually slow rates to the printer?"
In my experience, glacially slow printing times can usually be traced back to a third-rate operating system. As you've no doubt discovered since installing Linux, printer hassles are among the countless inconveniences you must suffer if you insist on using an operating system with no polish, no professionalism and no sense of responsibility to the end user. I would suggest buying a Mac, or, at the very least, switching back to Windows XP.
Good luck.
However, just because the top election is between the lesser of two evils doesn't mean you have to vote a straight ticket. Go ahead and vote for the granola hippies in the local and Congressional ones. We had several third parties win the last round of elections at the local level here. If they prove they can be responsible in those roles, they might even start to take some more responsible positions in the future.
As for pissing in the Republicans' coffee, maybe the next $10 you spend on a movie should be for Michael Moore's "Farenheit 9/11." And take a friend. I think it'd make the Republicans very nervous if that movie ended up with sky-high box office grosses. They've certainly been working hard enough to stamp it out.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
>>How does the person sitting next to you in the cinema feel about this....
Probably not all that great since once you have been arrested, if your neighbor did not turn you in, he could be charged as an accessory.
Just remember, folks, that this is the sort of problems that our appointed leaders are spending their time and energy (and your tax money) on. Not on fixing the economy, not on getting us out of a ficticious war, not on improving healthcare or our general way of life. But making the world safe for movie-goers and **AA members alike.
You get the government that you (do or don't) vote for.
Ryosen
One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".