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Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated]
Update: 06/30 15:42 GMT by T : This article has been pulled; the Spider-Man 2 review which appeared here was reposted without credit or permission from chud. (Read it in its original context.) We welcome original feature-length articles, but not plagiarism.
GO YODA/LINUX!
Definitely agree. She was absolutely gorgeous in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Anyway, the new spidey will probably good as was X2 in my opinion. Now, catwoman on the other hand..
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Spider-Man 2 showtimes
Spider-Man 2 on-set photos
Spider-Man 2 filming pics from lower Manhattan
Official site for Spider-Man 2, opening June 30, 2004.
Spider-Man 2 politics
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Harry gets drunk and smashes some glass and finds his father's old Green Goblin equipment. This is the beginning of Venom who will be the bad guy in Spiderman 3.
Seriously, you think any of these losers are going to score a chick even near Kirsten? No no, they realize their loserness and lust after the pasty flabs of a gyrating high schooler with a video camera and too much time on his hands. At least with SWK they got a shot at some penetration time, some bumpity humpity with something that is a bit more real than a pile of pillows or their mom's dirty panty collection. Star Wars Kid: Not quite female, but just as lonely as the Slashtards that pretend their opinion matters on this loser site.
look you cuncaskety mealy mouthed spastic fuck. get that fucking shit advertisement out of here. i want to chop your arms off and eat them in front of you for this offense, and then you will never be able to type that fucking crap shit into a computer again.
Yeah, watching F911 will get you in the right frame of mind to watch a fantasy story. But at least S2 admits is a fantasy.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Spiderman DIES!!!
seriously... it's not like this story is an origional work. It's just like people i know who didn't want me telling them what happens at the end of Lord of the rings (pssst, frodo dies)
It's not a secret. It doesn't wreck the story. I mean, the full spoiler has been published already...
The Neo-Bohemian Techno-Socialist
after another viewing of F911
Mike Moore Bot #601257. How is your programming going? You importing the propaganda, lies, splices, and half-thruths well? Normal people reject these lies like a bad organ in a bad translplant, but some accept programming rather well.
You are a self deprecating malcontent mother fucker and you and your cohorts under the control of Moore, Soros and other evil beings will be the death of modern civilization and we will be killed by GRBs and other ELEs that the universe will thow at us because you are bringing us back to the stoneage with your counterproductive communist shit thinking.
I am a faggot.
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she is an awkward unsexy cunt. id fucking blow a load in her face, thats about it. she is a fool. saw her on leno. dumb cunt, boring. she sucked in all her movies, she deserves nothing.
fuck you for not liking good actresses. kathy bates is an excellent actress, but sexless fucksticks like yourself go out the movies and pee wee herman apprently to get some. fuck you.
next we'll be hearing how that dumb shit bitch Halle Berry is hot. She is a dumb fucking cunt, and a reverse racist bitch, and i hope she gets brutally raped. The both of them.
... and for those of you into non-fiction you can watch GWB turn America into a theocracy. Also, for desert you can watch the attorney general demonstrate how he's a bigot who hides behind his religion.
Now let's try to keep our posts on topic instead of flaunting our opinions as if other people really give a damn.
shut the fuck up sir haxalot.
Sir Haxalot was tired after another long day of karmawhoring at slashdot. "Hacky," his mother called, "time for dinner!" Sir Haxalot came upstairs from the basement where the bright lights of the kitchen temporarily blinded him. "Mommy, it's too bright in here!" he complained. His mother smiled "Come here, Hacky. Let mommy make you feel better."
He followed her voice but kept his eyes tightly shut. He felt a hand massage his crotch.. "MMmm... mommy, you know I like that..." "Yes dear, mommy knows.." The hand undid his zipper and pulled his turgid member forthwith.
A warm mouth gently licked the head of his penis. It didn't take long. Only moments later a jet of hot wad shot into the mouth.. "Did you like that?" his mother asked from behind him.. "Wha..?!" he asked, suprised. Opening his eyes he saw his daddy eagerly swallowing every drop of his cum.
"DADDY!! You came back!" cried Sir Haxalot. "Hello son," his father replied, "I had a lot of thinking to do and this was the best way I could think of to apologize for leaving you after that intense round of sodomy 3 years ago."
"That's OK, daddy. I know you had problems keeping your job as the school janitor. I don't believe anything the other kids said about you touching their pee-pees and putting your pee-pee in their bums."
His father lost his smile "Son.. that's what we have to talk about.. it's true. For 17 years as a school janitor I was a filthy sodomite. I'd take little 12 year old 'pee-pees' in my mouth and get them hard. Once the lad was past the point of caring, I'd get him to stick it in my bum. Then I'd have my way with them. It was a good 17 year stretch but now, with these new damn laws, I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excusions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."
pfffft, flamebait... what a copout! I don't see why I should expend more words than necessary to deal with this unpleasant, stinking turd of a film(industry), and I won't beat around the bush. If that makes what I have to say flamebait, then so be it.
and as for the reviewer, many people have already said what I would like to say, so I'll leave it at that.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
I'm sorry daddy, I'm not Sir Haxalot, just another cum guzzling queenie faggot like him. However I'd luv to suckle your scrotum to get your tender juices to fulfill my ultimate desire to consume a massive male, the kind with nothing to do but to serve my most homoerotic desires. I want to consume your sack, mom!
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I heard he uses his web to tie her up and spider-rape her.
Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
I didn't care about the showtimes link, but those on-set photos you link to are really neat.
I never actually realized they filmed some of the movie in New York City (I thought movie was > 99% special effects).
Un-fucking-belivable! You guys crack me up. The boys in Washington will get a laugh when I tell them where the dollars are coming from this time around!!
Love,
Jack Valenti,
MPAA
Fucker doesn't care about freedom, as he can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to him. No matter what he thinks, it would be charitable of me not to mention that by exploiting social discontent and promising a golden age of "human brotherhood", he will be successful in his attempts to put increased disruptive powers in the hands of haughty practitioners of quislingism. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that mischievous, unrestrained misogynists serve as the priests in his cult of evil, primitive alcoholism. These "priests" spend their days basking in Fucker's reflected glory, pausing only when Fucker instructs them to impede the free flow of information. What could be more selfish? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that he does not have a record of tolerance. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. For the most part, people should just treat each other with decency and respect. Still, Fucker's conjectures are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well -- because you don't have to say anything specifically about Fucker for him to start attacking you. All you have to do is dare to imply that we should do something about the continuing -- make that the escalating -- effort on his part to represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. Fortunately, the groundswell of quiet opposition to him is getting less quiet and more organized. Still, he uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. iFUCKUiiFUCKUiiFUCKUiiFUCKUi
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What's scarier? Propaganda films full of bullshit, or the people who willingly gobble it up and ask for more shit to eat?
And I *hate* Bush, but Moore is a fat fuck who has become the Left's Leni Riefenstahl. His ass-sucking film will probably backlash into more votes for Bush than against because all Moore cares about is his own wallet, and it's miserable splatters of human scum like you that march in ideological lock step and deliver the goods.
You want to help the country? Vote against Bush, and then drop the fuck dead, you sack of worthlessness.
What I am about to say is strictly off the record. On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, Fucker spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his remonstrations while ignoring the fact that I have to wonder where he got the idea that it is my view that he is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is. We can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but he has spent untold hours trying to break down traditional values. During that time, did it ever once occur to him that the thought that someone, somewhere, might begin the debate about his personal attacks is anathema to Fucker? The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because Fucker lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of his life, I will restate what I said before, for his sake: If he is going to make an emotional appeal, then he should also include a rational argument.
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I do have to hand it to Moore though. His "documentary" topped the weekend box office, and against such cinematic achievements as "White Chicks" and "Two Brothers"...
after another viewing of F911.
I have to admit, he's outdone himself - who knew he had something comparable to "Triumph of the Will" in him.
I know that's being generous, comparing him to Leni Riefenstahl. I'm feeling generous towards the fat lying white bastard today.
HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
The film tops the original in every way, despite Kirsten Dunst.
Wow - it must REALLY be good!