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On Microsoft's Embedded DevCon Keynote

An anonymous reader writes "WindowsForDevices reports on the keynote talk at Microsoft's Windows Embedded DevCon (developer conference) taking place this week in San Diego. The story includes some interesting comments and highlights from the talk. Don't miss the cool bit about the ARM7-based 'SPOT' development platform that runs a tiny version of the .NET Compact Framework -- Microsoft is demoing a robot that's run by SPOT. There's also a pointer to an online video demo of a project to create a digital picture frame using Win CE."

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  1. WinCE by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait to buy my copy of WinCE so that I can build a picture frame out of it, seeing that my only other options are:

    1) Buy one at a store for $2
    2) Build the same damn thing with Linux for FREE!!!!!1

    Believe me, nobody else looks forward to running virus patches on his fucking Picture Frame than I do!

    1. Re:WinCE by 3)+profit!!! · · Score: 2, Funny

      How are you going to get a virus on your picture frame by running WinCE? Sure, Linux is cheaper, but the security doesn't matter as long as the picture frame isn't connected to anything else.

  2. SPOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    M$ is demoing a robot that's run by SPOT. See SPOT run. Run SPOT, run!

    1. Re:SPOT by torpor · · Score: 2, Funny

      See SPOT.

      See SPOT Blue Screen!?

      Blue Screen, SPOT, Blue Screen?!


      ... sorry, haven't gotten over that 'language is music' thing from the other day, just had to type that out to see what it would be like to say ... ;)

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  3. BSOD by maelstrom · · Score: 3, Funny
    Look how cool embedded windows can be:

    Blue Screen of Death Gallery

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  4. Re:Before it gets /.'d by mrpuffypants · · Score: 3, Funny

    Line breaks are for pussies =/

  5. Pictures frames?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, now there are 2 things that Windows is actually good for: playing solitare, and running digital picture frames!

  6. Re:Windows XP Embedded by smithmc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I noticed a couple comments on Windows XP Embedded on that website, has anyone else had issues trying to keep embeded secure? You can't run windows update or SUS and service packs don't work. And Cannon won't support any anti-virus software.

    No biggie - just don't ever connect your device to, well, anything, and you'll have no problems!

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  7. Obvious transcription error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Microsoft's Embedded DevCon Keynote"

    Should be

    "Microsoft's 'In Bed With Donkey Kong' Note."

  8. What can we look forward to. by BitKeeper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like there will be more and more devices like ATM's getting hit with the latest virus. I can see it now 5 killed due to exploit in Windows Automotive breaking system. Your brakes have been updated. You must restart for them to work.

  9. SPOT notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Term for a bug report is now "you missed a spot" report.

    2) Name was inspired by Microsoft's spotty security record.

    3) Virus writers are now hard at work at viruses that hit the SPOT.

    4) Geeks everywhere will deny the spot even exists.

    5) Locomotives will adapt this embedded technology through the TrainSPOTting initiative.

    6) The MONO folks will be creating a GNOME-based port. No word yet on what they'll call it but rumor has it that it'll start with a "G"

  10. MS Robots by niktesla · · Score: 2, Funny
    Microsoft is demoing a robot that's run by SPOT

    Microsoft. Robots...Hmmm...

    • Microsoft Robots as seen in the new film I Robot...(The stolen name is fitting!)
    • You'll be awed at the effect a simple virus can have on your docile home robots!
    • Amaze your fiends with the advanced techonolgy of Clippy, the world's first automated help paperclip!
    • Your robot running too fast? No problem, just install Windows 9000 and your machine will be reduced to a quivering heap of junk!
    • Bill's personal Army of Blue Screen of Death Darkness!
    • Now you too can play Solitare on your robots or picture frames!

    Now I'll just WinCE as my karma vaporizes!

    But seriously, the SPOT concept is interesting, maybe a bit too heavyweight for my liking, but I like programming microcontrollers in assembly, maybe I'm just weird.

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  11. WinCE, yesterdays technology - today! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft is demoing a robot that's run by SPOT.

    Wow! That's some cutting edge stuff. Thank Bill we have Windows CE.

    What? What's that you say? We've already done robots? Ah. *ahem*

    There's also a pointer to an online video demo of a project to create a digital picture frame using Win CE.

    Now there you go! Some real future tech. A picture...that hangs on the wall....that changes! Fantastic!

    What? They've already done that too? Without CE? You mean that's possible? *ahem*

    Ok, nevermind then.

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  12. Re:Longhorn Embedded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    sounds like the name of a porn flick......

    Longhorn Embedded 34: Deep in Texas!!

  13. Re:WinCE that bad? by Bitseeker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, they didn't call it "wince" for nothing.

    wince: v. To flinch, as in pain or distress.