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MPAA Names Dan Glickman To Replace Jack Valenti

Posted by timothy on from the mouthpiece-is-a-euphemism dept.

Zordak writes "Fox News is reporting that the MPAA has chosen a new chief to replace Jack Valenti. Dan Glickman is an avid Linux user, a well-known consumer advocate, vehemently critical of the DMCA and a member of the EFF. Ha ha. Just kidding, Dave Barry style. Dan Glickman is actually a seasoned Washington politician, having served as a Kansas representative and agriculture secretary under President Clinton. He has previously been a lobbyist for the Walt Disney Corporation, and his son is the producer of such quality fare as 'Shanghai Knights' and 'Rush Hour.' Don't be looking for that 'approved' Linux DVD player soon."

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  1. Guess what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    http://www.platon.co.jp/~hide/lupin/R3_temp.swf?in putStr=%82h+%82%81%82%8D+%82%89%82%8E+%82%81+%82%8 7%82%8C%82%81%82%93%82%93+%82%83%82%81%82%93%82%85 +%82%8F%82%86+%82%85%82%8D%82%8F%82%94%82%89%82%8F %82%8E%81I

  2. ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    not funny, damn geeks. get a sense of humour why dont you
    and third ps0t

  3. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    FRIST PSOT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  4. Lobbiest by AKAImBatman · · Score: -1, Troll

    He has previously been a lobbyist for the Walt Disney Corporation

    Is this the a**hole who convinced Bono to give us the Mickey Mouse Protection Act? If he is, I say we tar and feather him, then burn him at the stake.

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  5. Guess what part 2. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fixed

  6. OH NOES!!!11~`` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The evil MPAA!!!! Oh by the way Slashbots, how many of you are dying to see Spiderman 2? How many of you are also clamoring against the MPAA? Chew throughly before you choke on your hypocracy.

  7. a Jew replacing a Wop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Another step backward.

    Those Jews are real money grubbers though. The RIAA likes Jews because kikes know how to squeeze the pennies out of innocent people. Only a Jew can squeeze blood from a turnip.

  8. Jew from Kansas by glrotate · · Score: 0, Troll

    As a Kansan I always thought it was funny that the Sec of Ag was a Jew from Kansas. Now things are moving closer to equilibrium as he's going to work in Hollywood.

  9. Re:DVD Player by r00zky · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am George W. Bush and i approved this DVD player

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  10. Glickman's a straight shooter. by glrotate · · Score: 0, Troll

    As a Kansan Glickman made his reputation by being honest, dull and hardworking. How else does a Democrat Jew get elected by a bunch rightwing Kansan farmers?

  11. Glickman's Jew kinfolk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Klick-a-Kike invites you to view Glickman's kinfolk. Enjoy!