Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who

albino eatpod writes "The BBC are reporting that despite 'the very best deal possible,' a failure to agree terms between the BBC and the estate of late sci-fi writer Terry Nation has meant that we will not being seeing TV's most evil villains in the new series, starring Christopher Eccleston and Billy Piper."

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ECFA WANTS EXTERMINATION FOR DOGS

[Anonymous Coward]

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PARENT IS A TROLL

[Anonymous Coward]

Any they both sucked.

(No, this isn't a troll because its true).

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Can't be true, as it is only an opinion, hence it is a troll!

However this is not a troll, cos I said so.

*_^

(PS: this is not serious)

Re:stupid

[geoffspear]

Yeah, the fact that the 90% of Dr. Who episodes that had no Daleks whatsoever were better than most of the ones with Daleks is irrelevant, too.

That show would have been much better if nothing had ever changed from the first episode. They should have just remade it over and over for years.

It'd also be nice if..

[Anonymous Coward]

you weren't such a fucking dick.