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Re:would it kill you...
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slickwillie
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· Score: 4, Funny
Would it kill you to spell-check first?
It's GRAMMAR.
Instant Slashdotting Bait
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billstewart
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· Score: 4, Funny
Is it possible to design better slashdotting bait than that? Even screenshots of a new Linux release or an MPEG of Natalie Portman making hot grits is unlikely to get hit much faster.
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Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
Re:Instant Slashdotting Bait
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kfg
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· Score: 5, Funny
Is it possible to design better slashdotting bait than that?
An MPEG of Natalie Portman with hot grits down her pants installing Debian in SpaceShipOne in preperation for including it in the LEO beowulf cluster?
KFG
Problems with their server..
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 4, Funny
After posting the article on slashdot, the server admin heard a loud bang. This was probably the network card buckling under the stress. After further investigation, large amounts of M&Ms were found in the servers drive bays.
the photos are so secret that only the first 4 people to click on the photos were able to see them before the server crumbled.
Amount of power to reach escape velocity > Amount of power needed to run Fisher Price(tm) My First Web Server
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
Would it kill you to spell-check first?
It's GRAMMAR.
Is it possible to design better slashdotting bait than that? Even screenshots of a new Linux release or an MPEG of Natalie Portman making hot grits is unlikely to get hit much faster.
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
After posting the article on slashdot, the server admin heard a loud bang. This was probably the network card buckling under the stress. After further investigation, large amounts of M&Ms were found in the servers drive bays.
1. $50,000.00 for composite materials
2. $1,000,000.00 for Electronics
3. $1,000,000.00 + change for Engineering
Surviving SlashDot onslaught PRICELESS!!!
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