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Setting Up The Greenpeace Ship w/WiFi
An anonymous reader writes "If you're on any wifi related mailing lists, you've probably heard of Nigel Ballard of joejava.com, Minister of Propaganda for the Personal Telco Project in Portland Oregon.
The Greenpeace vessel Arctic Sunrise came into Portland and wanted some an alternative to Inmarsat for their Internet access.
Nigel set Greenpeace up with equipment and got VeriLAN to provide access."
Now the French will have an easier time finding the signal. Now they can blow up this Greenpeace ship much much easier and more effeciently. Any way to kill hippies more effeciently is ok with me.
Portland is a politically correct shithole, and Greenpeace is a terrorist organization. Fuck hippies, fuck Michael Moore, fuck Greenpeace. God bless America.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet with a dildo as long as her arm.
Along came a nigger who's cock was much bigger and did Miss Muffet some harm.
The ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) and the GNAA (G** N***** Association of America) are connecting into one ECFA. Stay connected. Both the ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) and the GNAA share one common goal - A HAPPIER MANKIND! Members of the combined group, which will be called ECFA, will not be required to change their skin color or practice homosexuality as previously required to be members of an EVIL ORGANIZATION. The motto of the combined ECFA will be to protect our oxygen supply, to clean up our streets and sidewalks, and to curb noise pollution. The combined organization will be headed by the current leader of the ECFA and will be headquartered on EFNET. Employees of the GNAA will be able to apply for new jobs at the combined ECFA headquarters. We will be taking all existing GNAA content OFFLINE FOREVER on "ECF-day", when the two organizations will be merged into one. "We are expanding to target a much larger demographic, not just the homosexual and colored population," the CEO of ECFA's parent company was quoted as saying. While the GNAA trollers will continue, their message will be changed. The chatroom, movie, and illicit images will not be a part of the new organization, as it doesn't fit the new demographic.
About GNAA:
The GNAA has a vast membership of slashdot trollers who claim to have dark complexion and have a perverted sexual lifestyle. By harnessing the powers of the GNAA, the ECFA will be able to spread its message throughout slashdot much more effectively.
Are you G**, Are you a N*****, Are you a G** N*****? If you answered "yes" or "no" to any of the above questions, the combined organization is for you!
About ECFA:
The ECFA would like you to do one thing - KILL A DOG. By KILLING A DOG, you will ELIMINATE one USELESSLY RESPIRATING animal from this planet. Are you TIRED of having your TAXES increased? Humane Societies cost our country over $100 million annually. By eliminating DOGS, this money can EDUCATE OUR KIDS. OVERPOPULATION of DOGS is RAPANT in this country. Take a stand! Help rid this INFESTATION. KILL A DOG TODAY!!!!
Have you ever stepped in DOG DOO-DOO
Are you MAD?
Do you KILL DOGS?
Are you a MAD DOG KILLER?
If you answered "YES" to any of the above questions the ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) is for you! Why change your sexual lifestyle or change your skin color to join an EVIL ORGANIZATION when you can simply INCREASE OUR SUPPLY OF O2! Did you know that DOGS turn BENEFICIAL O2 into CO2 simply to gain their energy to bark, drool, and howl? They LITERALLY BURN OUR OXYGEN SUPPLY!!! One dog can waste 2 moles of O2 PER HOUR! This country has MANY UNWANTED, ABANDONED DOGS that WE ARE PAYING MONEY TO KEEP ALIVE. We are FEEDING them our food supply while making the homeless STARVE! By using a Dog Killing Gadget, a dog can be turned into beneficial food, helping us all. We let children go hungry yet feed our **UNWANTED** dogs like royalty.
Save Our Oxygen! One dog can easily use the entire oxygen output of ten full size trees. One dog can output over 20 lbs of droppings daily. One dog can aggrivate the allergies of untold numbers of people with its fast growing hair. Kill a dog today!
Do you own a dog? Are you tired of its mess? Don't feel like planting ten trees and waiting 10 years for them to reach maturity? Then get it euthanized. Euthanasia is a painless way for a dog to... terminate. However, it can be too expensive to buy these drugs for the LARGE NUMBER of DOGS in the HUMANE SOCIETIES. It is thus proposed that these dogs be turned into food for the homeless.
We are connected with the GNAA to form one organization, called ECFA!
WANT TO JOIN THE ECFA? You can either
You'd be well within your rights, and the world would be better off with those fuckers dead anyway.
The terrorists? Yeah... Great folks...
Why doesn't Greanpeace practive what it preaches?
I thought that greenpeace was against the use of fossil fuels(ship) and plastics(computers)?
Is this a case where it is OK for them to have it, just wrong when the 'lesser' people have it?
They're nothing more than a bunch of burnout baby boomer loons and their GenX toadies.
How about this? Greenpeace (or GreenPeace, whatever) is a bunch of cocksmokers. Bomb and empty building? Did they own it? No, they didn't? It's a crime. Ecoterrorism - NEXT!
The uneducated southern Republican fools have come to cross post and to spread their racist ideology. What's a matter didn't have a klan meeting tonight. Please post somewhere else in the future and take your "god" with you. I don't think we really want or need "him" hear.
Now please go away and grow up...
Look, we are the superior life forms on this planet.
Period.
Something needed to rise to the top, it was us.
We have millions of years of history of making clothes from animals, eating animals using animals for our own benefit, I refuse to buy into some nansy-pansy organization that think that they are the enlightened ones and want to throw all that away.
Thing is.....
As the superior life form, top predator, alpha dog on this planet we carry a certain weight on our shoulders that no other living creature on this planet must bear (maybe THIS is what seperates us). It is our duty to use our superior intellect to protect the ecosystem of this planet. It is our duty to protect animals from extinction. It is our duty to take a look at our technological progress every so often and ask ourselves 'Can we do a better more efficient job, can we polute less because of new technology'. It is our duty to monitor ecosystems and be certain that we are not destroying them, that we are not responsible for extinctions. And when we are it is our duty to correct those things.
As a society it is our duty to treat animals better then if they were just mere tools. Farmers have a responsibility to feed there stock and protect against sickness and natural predators. And when the animals go to slaughter we have a duty to be certain that they are being slaughtered quickly, cleanly and as humanely as our technology will allow.
In short it isn't that we should stop eating animals, look at our teeth, we are creatures meant to consume meat - besides we have been doing it all this time. It isn't that we should stop wearing clothes made from animal products, once again we have been doing this for millenia. And most fabrics we can make that are not made from animals have there own drawbacks, chemical pollutants, oil based and such. It isn't that we should stop using animals for work or pleasure. Domesticating animals is something that also goes back millions of years. Besides, nature has a proud history of animals that are dependent on other animals not of there species.
But it is our duty as a superior life form and ask ourselves if in any of these tasks we can give the animals a better life. Can we improve things, even if the animals are being raised for slaughter, even if they are farm animals, can we make things better?
It is our duty to pass laws that say it is wrong to drop kick kittens or to put explosives in the mouths of puppies.
And this is the problem with organizations such as PETA, SPCA and Greenpeace. While I would be willing to support there core beliefs specifically PETA and Greenpeace go much too far. These organizations support terrorists.
And under no conditions will I support terrorists in any way shape or form. That includes listening to there demands. I simply will not do it.
I don't believe the SPCA supports terrorism, however the SPCA aligns itself with Greenpeace and PETA. And friends of terrorists are still friends of terrorists and I cannot support those people either.
WHen you "protest" by sabotaging trees so that loggers will be killed when they try to cut.
WHen you intentionaly impede international shipping so that your "voice" will be heard, and in the doing cause a menace to navigation.
THat's terrorism. Your right to speak your mind ends where my right to not be endangered by it begins.
Your organization has done that. Repeatedly.
Fuck, when the FRENCH have had enough of you as a non-governmental group, you know there's a problem.
"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
I suppose this ship is "human-powered" so it won't emit any toxic gas. and electricity will be generated with hand-cranked generator... right?
Instead of mondernizing Greenpeace boats, why not sink them and institutionalize the left-wing wackos that man them? That sounds like a real improvement.
boy, this topic is really bringing out the trolls.
In my opinion the real ecco-terrorists are the corporate interests which are destroying the planet for short-term profits. The list of crimes commited or tacitly supported by these organizations is huge and include supporting death squads in Nigeria and S. America, use of slavery, aparthied, price fixing, lying to investors, illegal clear cutting of forests, poisoning water and air suppplies etc.
And these acts impact human beings, who die when they are poisoned by toxic wastse or have their livlihood destroyed when the enviroment they have relied upon for centuries are destroyed. The corporates go in, leave a mess and let someone else clean it up.
Remember one thing: without a healthy environment, we are all dead.
(ok, I'm done ranting).
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
Wait a minute....are you saying there's something wrong with running over baby seals for fun...? I mean I know a friend of mine who does that, so I'd like to let him know if it's bad, heh....