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U.S. Government Sometimes Jams Keyless Car Locks?
PizzaFace writes "The Washington Post reports that in certain towns (generally near military bases), on certain days (such as the day an aircraft carrier returns to port), keyless car entry systems and remote garage door openers mysteriously fail. While some frustrated motorists blame aliens, the FCC says the jammed frequencies belong to the U.S. military. The good ol' Post even tracks down a government contractor who all-but-confirms the source of the interference."
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It would be cool if it didn't suck.
I hear you get good prices when buying tin foil in large orders. I'd probably need that for the garage door.
Maybe we deserve this world ?
Horse and buggy remains unaffected by such measures.
This reminds me of that movie Minority Report...
This will be in Michael Moore's next film. </satire>
Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
Radar Tech: "Sir. The car keys, sir. They appear to be... jammed."
Dark Helmet: "Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!"
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
Tin-foil key fob covers... patent pending.
I hear the military is why Windows keeps crashing too. At least, that's what my Microsoft Rep just told me.
I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."
Well don'cha feel big, bro? Howd'ya come 'cross dis' information?
(No way am I posting this with my account. [And please do notice the play on words before modding this -1.])
All rites reversed 2010
Was this US Navy ship by any chance named the USS Eldridge?
Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
Keerap in a bucket. Just where do you think radars are located? You think the aliens are floating them aloft for us? UN black helicopters? Or maybe the AF and navy pilots spend all day aiming their radars at the ground, yeh that's the ticket.
Yah right. Only the military has powerful radars. Airliners are tracked across country by emissions from illegal cell phone usage. The minute they make cell phones legal on airplanes, the thrill will be gone and there will be no way to track airliners because only the military has powerful radars.
And weather radar, gosh, thank hevaens the military shares that powerful technology with us mere civilians.
Flamebait -55.
Infuriate left and right
so buy the replacement now and stick it in the glovebox
3-storey building at UK gov't site with an antenna on the roof, has safety instructions to the effect of "if this ever starts moving, it's safer to jump off the building than it is to be around when the antenna starts operating"
I know that was just a typo, but I nearly wet myself laughing, anyhow...
Somehow I picture Linus (the "Peanuts" character) as the captain of an aircraft carrier, exerting his "blankey control".
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
Too bad part 15 of the FCC's guidelines can't apply.
It should, just not in the way you're thinking:
Whatever they had running was so strong, it completely fried the system.
That's what the "must accept interference" part comes in.
Of course, the idea of going to Olds and saying "Your stuff violated part 15 because it didn't accept FCC-legal interference. So replace it with something that does, or I'm siccing the FCC on you!" is probably not terribly workable.
Might be fun, though.
Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
Here's a scary story:
I worked at a branch of the military for a while. During one of the status reports, I heard this story:
Two repair techs lock out the machine they're working on with padlocks and put the keys in their respective pockets. Once they're done the repair, they go to turn the lockout off, and...
"What the [pretty flowers]? The [fluffy bunnies] padlocks are [cute kitten] missing!"
They searched the ship, and they found a drawer full of bent, broken, and damaged padlocks. It didn't belong to anyone, but it was a real WTF moment. Not only did someone ignore the lockout routine, but the guy pried open the padlocks to turn the locked out machine on.
They never found out who did it.
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ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
I understand that the bands used for radar and rock bands overlap. Is that correct?
Just the opposite; it means shielding is your only recourse.
In other words, "If you don't like it, lump it" (I think that's how the old saying goes), or "this is the world's smallest violin...", but in legalese.
-- You are in a maze of little, twisty passages, all different... --
So all we have to do is buy a new BMW to avoid this government inflicted inconvienience? What's all the fuss about then?
So all we have to do is buy a new BMW to avoid this government inflicted inconvienience?
Yup, the government forced the garage door companies and the auto companies to use a frequency band that was already assigned to the military as the primary user. Yup, it's a conspiracy all right.
Wanker.
halarious.
she must of been in a convertable?
or else she could of just locked her door?
Of course I'm not a girl, and i've never been raped, and I don't drive down the highway for 100 miles because my gas pedal is stuck and the brakes don't work, mostly because i'd turn the car off after the police star chasing me..
I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
Urban legends contribute to percieved problems. Notice all the hospitals with "No Cell Phone" signs. Then notice all the cell phones in use by the doctors and the EMS personnel walking around with Handi-Talkies. Oops....
Where I live one of the local hospitals even has an array of cellular base station antennas on the outside of the building. The ER of course has it's obligatory "no cellphones" signs inside. I'd love the oppurtunity to point out the contradiction to them one day.
"Oh, don't worry, my cellphone isn't transmitting too much rf, the antennas on *your* roof ensure it doesn't need much power to send a signal. What, you didn't know? There's a CELLULAR BASE STATION on the roof of your building!"