Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the your-tax-dollars-at-work dept.

DigitalLogic writes "There's a new security threat at some of the nation's military bases -- and it looks uncannily like a can of Coke. All I can think of is that a furby with a coke can must be the military's worse nightmare."

9 of 338 comments (clear)

  1. More deadly than coke? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nowhere near as bad as Crack!!

  2. Call off the elections! Killer Koke Kans out ther! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (x)

  3. Re: The game in your sig by John+Courtland · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I like it, very fun, but you need more diverse questions. Is there any way to submit some?

    --
    Slashdot is proof that Sturgeon's Law applies to mankind.
  4. Communist Plot to defame Coke! by Cheirdal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is a blatant communist plot sponsored by Pepsi (everyone knows they're in bed with the Chinese and North Koreans).

  5. Re:Is this really that bad? by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The usernames are capped at 20 characters... it let me put in "PedanticSpellingTroll" when I registered and then rudely truncated the last 'l'. I can log in with either spelling though... *sigh*

  6. I welcome our new Coke Can Tracker overlords by mboverload · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    THe cans do not even look like coke bottles. They are dull plastic grey with a HUGE red button on one side and two other smaller bottons.

    Who ever thought this up should be shot.

  7. Re:Is this really that bad? by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "What about Fox News, where it's all high alert, but don't worry because Glorious Leader will protect you."

    What about an off-topic mod?

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  8. Re:Is this really that bad? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What about a Dubya mouthpiece mod???

  9. Re:Is this really that bad? by matt4077 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please stop using apostroph's for plural-s. It hurt's.

    --
    Fleur de Sel