Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans

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Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans

Posted by ryuzaki0 on Monday July 5, 2004 @08:15AM from the your-tax-dollars-at-work dept.

DigitalLogic writes "There's a new security threat at some of the nation's military bases -- and it looks uncannily like a can of Coke. All I can think of is that a furby with a coke can must be the military's worse nightmare."

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fp? by frogsarefriendly · 2004-07-05 08:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic

maybe!
OMG! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-05 08:20 · Score: -1, Offtopic

That thing really was talking to me!
More deadly than coke? by Haydn+Fenton · 2004-07-05 08:23 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Nowhere near as bad as Crack!!
Call off the elections! Killer Koke Kans out ther! by ArsenneLupin · 2004-07-05 08:38 · Score: 0, Offtopic

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Re: The game in your sig by John+Courtland · 2004-07-05 08:39 · Score: 0, Offtopic

I like it, very fun, but you need more diverse questions. Is there any way to submit some?

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Communist Plot to defame Coke! by Cheirdal · 2004-07-05 08:54 · Score: 0, Offtopic

This is a blatant communist plot sponsored by Pepsi (everyone knows they're in bed with the Chinese and North Koreans).
Re:Is this really that bad? by PedanticSpellingTrol · 2004-07-05 08:58 · Score: 0, Offtopic

The usernames are capped at 20 characters... it let me put in "PedanticSpellingTroll" when I registered and then rudely truncated the last 'l'. I can log in with either spelling though... *sigh*
I welcome our new Coke Can Tracker overlords by mboverload · 2004-07-05 08:59 · Score: 0, Offtopic

THe cans do not even look like coke bottles. They are dull plastic grey with a HUGE red button on one side and two other smaller bottons.

Who ever thought this up should be shot.
Only unPATRIOTic Americans drink Coke by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-05 09:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Terrorists prefer Coke over Pepsi. Now watch this drive!
Re:Is this really that bad? by NanoGator · 2004-07-05 11:00 · Score: 0, Offtopic

"What about Fox News, where it's all high alert, but don't worry because Glorious Leader will protect you."

What about an off-topic mod?

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Re:Is this really that bad? by Pig+Hogger · 2004-07-05 11:47 · Score: 0, Offtopic

What about a Dubya mouthpiece mod???
Re:Is this really that bad? by matt4077 · 2004-07-05 18:12 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Please stop using apostroph's for plural-s. It hurt's.

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