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Best Buy Says Customers Not Always Right
linuxwrangler writes "Best Buy is one of the retailers that has now decided that the customer is not always right. Best Buy consultant Larry Selden has identified "demon customers" like those who file for a rebate then return the item. OK, I get that one (hey Best Buy: dump those customer-despised rebates and you won't have that problem...). Other categories like customers who only buy during sales are more interesting. Best Buy declined comment on how they are dealing with those customers. Some stores have actually "fired" customers. Welcome to the end result of all that customer information data mining."
My case in point:
"This sign says 2 confections for 2 dollars!"
"It says 2 HERSHEY candies for 2 dollars."
"So?"
"Gobstoppers and popcorn don't count, and "almost" only counts in horse-shoes."
And then the customer will whine, and whine, and whine, and whine, and whine. My god, I've never heard so many adult-aged persons whine so much.
It's always something retarded they whine about too: they misunderstood the advertisement and want the deal anyway (yeah, right), or they know somone who used to work here and wants an employee discount, or they have a coupon ... that expired two years ago.
No, I don't need anger managment. I need a shotgun and some whiskey.
Riiiiiiiiight. As long as we're pipe-dreaming here, let's dream big and pretend that said savings will be delivered to me on a silver platter by a host of Playboy centerfolds, who will then proceed to sexually pleasure me in ways unknown to mortal men...
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
"I've delt with drug dealers that were less pushy then Best Buy employees. Now, I drive the extra 30 minutes to go to Fry's where no one bugs me until I ask a question."
You've gotten someone to actually help you at Fry's? The electronics/consumer crap store, right?
Wow. The most I've ever gotten is a date with one of the girls who works at the Earthlink kiosk.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Wow. The most I've ever gotten is a date with one of the girls who works at the Earthlink kiosk.
You know you're a geek when you complain about getting a date instead of assistance with electronics.
"...a host of Playboy centerfolds, who will then proceed to sexually pleasure me in ways unknown to mortal men..."
Er, be advised, those 'ways' involve haggis and bagpipes.
Sincerely,
The Highlander
Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
Your "friends" sound like a bunch of assholes.
-1 Redundant: he already said they worked at BestBuy.
I was in Best Buy and the only cashier on duty was holding up the line trying to sell an extended warranty on a Playstation 2 to a person who did not speak English. As typical for idiots compensating for a language barrier, she chose to speak louder as her solution.
"YOU are going to PLAY LOTS"
?
"LOTS!"
"no. play stay shun"
"GAMES! MANY GAMES!"
"games. yes."
"You WILL BENEFIT from EXTENDED WARRANTY if not WORK"
"i work. now play."
The fellow was paying cash and trying to hand over the money. He thought he was being accused of something after a while. She called over an interpreter who had a year of high school spanish. He was unable to communicate with the man because he couldn't phrase the speech into anything but very poor Castillian Spanish which confused the fellow even further (foreign language legal terms > foreign language > Unkown language with terms and words that sound like native language).
They wouldn't take his money until he either agreed or refused the warranty. I started to complain to the cashier and call for the manager. The manager of course said the cashier was being completely proper and that she had to complete the warranty transaction with all customers and I should be considering the benefits of buying an extended warranty for my own purchases.
At that point I walked up to the fellow and said "Say This: No Warranty. No Warranty. No Warranty."
I then handed my $400 item to the cashier and walked out the door vowing never to voluntarily return to that exploitative wasteland again.
Now, I'm afraid this will fail. The problem is that he doesn't realize that Angel customers are also demon customers, except with a soul. Now, it is true that they'll often help the Buffy customers stick it to the other demon customers, but that's because they're tormented by the past, and don't want to grab only the bargains anymore. But definitely, putting a bouncer before the store hellmouth isn't going to even slow down the demon customers. They'll make mince meat out of him. No, retailers should realize that they are really powerless, and let the professional slayer customers clean up the store.
I have NEVER found a store with such clueless employees. If they get screwed over, it's not the customers' fault IMO.
I purchased a DirecTV/Tivo system from BestBuy. I take it home and find out there's no card in the system. I can't make it work. The salesperson told me DirecTV would supply me with a card; DirecTV told me they wouldn't and I should get one from BestBuy. End result, I take the unit back to Best Buy and only then am I informed that they do have the cards, but they don't keep them in the boxes with the units. I tell them to piss off and I get a better deal doing business directly with DirecTV. I have NEVER found one thing in BestBuy that wasn't higher-priced than CompUSA, broken, incomplete or misleading. I'm glad this article came out, because for some perverse reason, Best Buy is on the way to CompUSA and I always stop there, but I'm now reminded that while I waste time poking my head in this store, I don't think I've ever gotten a better deal, or found less-clueless salespeople anywhere.
Can we all look forward to the time when these stores will be converted into Chuck-E-Cheeses? I could probably get superior tech support and an order of cheesy bread!
I used to work at the big yellow tag (oh gosh I hope they don't track me down and kill me for this). I only worked there for a few weeks while I waited for my interview for a real job. Anyway, one night while we were closing the store some of the employees were crowded around one of my coworkers in my dept. (computers of course). One of them turned to me and said, "This guy can juggle anything". Sure enough, he was juggling 2 Hard Drives and a spool of CDRs. He dropped one of the harddrives and said "Oops, they better buy the service plan on that one!" ... Everyone chuckled.
The idea is that they put stuff on sale virtually at cost to lure you into the store, and then you're supposed to be a good little consumer and buy a bunch of other crap at full price. The store would prefer not to do business with people who don't fall for this ploy.
They should contact the music industry. We clearly have a case of theft here. People are stealing!! Those stores make a living out of selling you stuff and you are depriving them of the income. No, they have a right to make a living out of you and you clearlycircumvent their method to make you pay. I think we need a law against it so people (thieves) can't just come in and buy stuff on sale without buying other things too. The industry must lose billions each year.
No, you know you're not a geek when you can get a date and need assistance with electronics!
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
I bought a set of car speakers at BB once.
When I took the purchase to the installer shop in the back, I had to walk out the front door, and around the entire frigging building to the shop in the back.
Could I step through the convenient door leading STRAIGHT into the car shop? Even with a manager watching me?
No.
Why?
By policy they were not allowed to unlock that door and allow passage through. This policy was put into place due to employee theft.
Not Best Buy, but CompUSA.
I was having a computer repaired. The woman and her husband in front of me were arguing viciously with the manager that they should be able to buy a memory card that was on sale two days prior at the sale price.
She was in a wheelchair, she was vulgar, abusive, played the pity card, etc. Her husband was no better. They even lied that they had called in and the "manager" had told them they could. (note: she was talking to said manager)
The manager wouldn't budge.
I was amazed and amused at the gall these assholes exhibited and watched as the worked their way out of the store and through the parking lot. Making *very* sure everyone saw how upset the poor, crippled woman was.
Upshot. When they got back to their truck, the "crippled" woman got out of her wheelchair, picked it up, and TOSSED it into the truck .
I told the manager what I'd seen and all he could do was shake his head.
And people wonder why retailers come to despise some people.
... my mother would never be able to buy another galon of milk. She regularly uses coupons with sales to buy $50 worth of groceries for under $10. Once in a while the store winds up "owing" her money (though of course they never pay)! Yes I realize that the stores get money back for the coupons, but still.... If sales make a company unprofitable, then they just shouldn't have sales. Don't blame the customers.
On the other hand, those who buy, file for rebate and return... Something needs to be done about that. How about a database that the product company can check and update before sending out the rebate, and the store can check and update before accepting the return?