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Fedora Core 2: Making it Work
Joe Barr writes "Linux.com is running a followup article by Ken Barber to his initial review of Fedora 2. This time he explains how to tame the GNOME and Fedora 2 problems he noted the first time around and get them both in working shape.."
The ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) and the GNAA (G** N***** Association of America) are connecting into one E4AA. Stay connected. The only association dedicated to Euthanasia, Eradication, Extermination, and Erasing of dogs. Both the ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) and the GNAA share one common goal - A HAPPIER MANKIND! Members of the combined group, which will be called E4AA (Euthanasia, Eradication, Extermination, and Erasing for canus familourous Association of America), will not be required to change their skin color or practice homosexuality as previously required to be members of an EVIL ORGANIZATION. The motto of the combined ECFA will be to protect our oxygen supply, to clean up our streets and sidewalks, and to curb noise pollution. The combined organization will be headed by the current leader of the ECFA and will be headquartered on EFNET. Employees of the GNAA will be able to apply for new jobs at the combined E4AA (Euthanasia, Eradication, Extermination, and Erasing for canus familourous Association of America) headquarters. We will be taking all existing GNAA content OFFLINE FOREVER on "ECF-day", when the two organizations will be merged into one. "We are expanding to target a much larger demographic, not just the homosexual and colored population," the CEO of ECFA's (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) parent company was quoted as saying. While the GNAA trollers will continue, their message will be changed. The chatroom, movie, and illicit images will not be a part of the new organization, as it doesn't fit the new demographic.
About GNAA:
The GNAA has a vast membership of slashdot trollers who claim to have dark complexion and have a perverted sexual lifestyle. By harnessing the powers of the GNAA, the ECFA will be able to spread its message throughout slashdot much more effectively.
Are you G**, Are you a N*****, Are you a G** N*****? If you answered "yes" or "no" to any of the above questions, the combined organization is for you!
About ECFA:
The ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) would like you to do one thing - KILL A DOG. By KILLING A DOG, you will ELIMINATE one USELESSLY RESPIRATING animal from this planet. Are you TIRED of having your TAXES increased? Humane Societies cost our country over $100 million annually. By eliminating DOGS, this money can EDUCATE OUR KIDS. OVERPOPULATION of DOGS is RAPANT in this country. Take a stand! Help rid this INFESTATION. KILL A DOG TODAY!!!!
Have you ever stepped in DOG DOO-DOO
Are you MAD?
Do you KILL DOGS?
Are you a MAD DOG KILLER?
If you answered "YES" to any of the above questions the ECFA (Euthenasia for Canus Familourous Association) is for you! Why change your sexual lifestyle or change your skin color to join an EVIL ORGANIZATION when you can simply INCREASE OUR SUPPLY OF O2! Did you know that DOGS turn BENEFICIAL O2 into CO2 simply to gain their energy to bark, drool, and howl? They LITERALLY BURN OUR OXYGEN SUPPLY!!! One dog can waste 2 moles of O2 PER HOUR! This country has MANY UNWANTED, ABANDONED DOGS that WE ARE PAYING MONEY TO KEEP ALIVE. We are FEEDING them our food supply while making the homeless STARVE! By using a Dog Killing Gadget, a dog can be turned into beneficial food, helping us all. We let children go hungry yet feed our **UNWANTED** dogs like royalty.
Save Our Oxygen! One dog can easily use the entire oxygen output of ten full size trees. One dog can output over 20 lbs of droppings daily. One dog can aggrivate the allergies of untold numbers of people with its fast growing hair. Kill a dog today!
Do you own a dog? Are you tired of its mess? Don't feel like planting ten trees and waiting 10 years for them to reach maturity?
I've just recieved 5 GMail invites that I'd like to give away. If you'd like one, please reply, leaving your unobfuscated email address. I don't have the time to try to decode them.
Ever notice the "beat the rush and see it early" link at the top of slashdot when a new story is about to come out?
Sounds good, doesn't it? To be able to view the pages linked to in the article before the tens of thousands of other slashbots click to view them.
Did it ever occur to you that you're taking part in cyber-terrorism?
That's right: Slashdot's editors are cyber-terrorists. They coordinate a DOS against small websites, and they attempt to collect moeny from people who wish to be spared the effects of said DOS. Terrorism, plain and simple.
You can fight this and other crimes by slashdot's editors by joining anti-slash. Anti-slash is committed to forcing the editors to own up to their numerous crimes against the geek community. Until our demands are met, we will relentlessly discredit them as a news service through trolling and other means.
Also, props to poopbot and the alan thicke troll. We remember your accomplishments.
In sacred jihad,
jihadi_31337
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Just heard that Kerry has chosen Edwards to be his running mate/future vice president.
Bush hasn't a hope. The Republicans haven't a hope.
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I have posted here before about store 107. I had quit BB and wanted to blow off some steam. I just wanted to say how mych Best buy can change a person. I remember I was about 19 when i started BB. I was so inspired to work hard that I even worked on My birthday. I thought it would show the managers that I was dedicated. WRONG I WAS. They didn't give a damn i worked on my B-Day. I didn't even get a thanks for coming in. Anyway, working at that placed changed my life alot. It changed my life so much that I dont even listen to rap anymore. How did that happen you ask? Well I was doing one of those BS overnighters. I did it for a whole week. 12 am - 8 am. I thought i would get some kind of recognition. But no I did not. The only thing that got me through "one of the hardest week's of my life" was one of my local adult comtemporary radio stations. That is the only station I listen to now. It made me pick up some habits too. Not that having a beer is bad but after realizing that i was working for nothing at best buy i started drinking beer and mike's hard lemonade everynight after work. It's a funny situation but hey I was stressed. Hell, me and some of my best buy buddies were talking and one had even taken up cigarettes and the guys only 16. I worked my ass off there man. The only thing I learned from best buy was that when selling, leave your emotions at the door. Now at my current job, I get commission and an hourly. And my god I am loving it. I have a Nice ass apartment, a fine ass girlfriend, and I just bought myself a brand new maxima. I even got my girlfriend hired where I work but at another location. Life is good outside the big, gayass blue box. Life is damn good. But I will still be purchasing my plasma TV from there. I can afford one now. Brothers and sisters at best buy I just want to let you know that I once were you, and I am you in a sense cuz i have felt your pain.
You mean like the kind of FLASH DRIVE that plugs into A USB port?... Can you read?