HP Markets Cheap 4-User PCs To African Schools
Kracs writes "HP are supplying their low-cost multi-user 441 desktops to African schools. Running Mandrake Linux, and sporting four screens (1xTNT2 AGP, 3xTNT2 PCI), keyboards and mice (1 PS2 set, 3 USB sets) they provide relatively cheap computer access for up to four users (of particular interest to schools in low economic zones).
However, according to this article on New Zealand's Xtra news page they've only manufactured enough to outfit schools in South Africa. HP has commented that they're talking to several organisations and are hoping to bring the PC to market in other regions but have stated they will only be marketed to developing countries." (Remember, there are also home-grown methods to achieve similar results.)
Each PC had to serve 256 users! And the monitors were black and white... and our keyboards had only 7 keys... and our mice were dead! And we LIKED IT.
Guybrush Threepwood: "Look! A four-headed computer!"
(Cannibal turns around)
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
So now when they set a million monkeys typing away to reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare, they'll only need 250,000 computers!
This is a win-win-win-win-etc situation!
'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
If this were being sold to Nigeria I'd call it the 'HP 419'...
"...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
Because hardware wants to be free!
Agile Artisans
Everyone wants to think of the children. What about the poor hardware manufacturers. This will cause them shrinking profits: they will now only be selling 1/4 the systems they would be!
And think of Microsoft! Poor Microsoft! They aren't getting any money from this! Western economy will collapse!
Just say no, my friends. One user, one CPU, one licensed OS!
Bill Gates
Reports of Nigerian 411 scams have quadrupled.
Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
** You always get the AGP video card, I want the AGP video card..
* No I called it! I get the AGP video card! Besides they're the same card it's just shaped different.
** Nuh uh! if they're the same then why does it matter? Huh?
* Cause I like the shape better, besides you get the USB keyboard and mouse!
*bell rings*
** I call it next time :P
---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"
Since it is evident than ten years later Russia, India and China would have life conditions good enough and average salaries big enough to prohibit use of their people as cheap offshore programmers,
HP takes care of creating new potential pools of inexpensive intellectual labour force.